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I read the news today oh boy! Page 942

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18945047

Yay! We have 275,000 foreigns just a wandering about, including nearly 4000 criminals who should have been deported.

And the people running the UK Border Agency gave themselves massive bonuses for being rubbish.

\0/ Woo!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2012, 12:42 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18945047

Yay! We have 275,000 foreigns just a wandering about,


Equivalent to the population of Newcastle, apparently. There's the an swer then, just deport all the Geordies.

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2012, 12:42 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18945047

Yay! We have 275,000 foreigns just a wandering about, including nearly 4000 criminals who should have been deported.

And the people running the UK Border Agency gave themselves massive bonuses for being rubbish.

\0/ Woo!

Of course part of the problem is the government gave all the nasty jobs; removal of over stayers, detention of people being processed etc to guess who?

G4S who made such an unholy pigs ear of it and at such a high cost. That it created disgust and rejection in the public for detaining assylum seekers etc.

Which is not the case in most other european countries.

Seriously Yarlswood burned down because nobody told G4S to install a sprinkler system.

Do G4S have pictures of the queens webbed feet or something?

;) I understand your arguements but; how will you find your 'Thai Bride'? ?

Quote: dellas @ July 24 2012, 7:10 AM BST

;) I understand your arguements but; how will you find your 'Thai Bride'? ?

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Stylee Ting Tong?

In other news - Andy Coulson and Rebecca Wade are going to face charges for hacking. On the one hand, I applaud the CPS for going after the ringleaders instead of just the peons, on the other hand, the Murdochs managed to get away scott free.

So the real Olympic torch went through Eastenders? Why not just stage the whole of the Olympics in fictional settings? They could use javelins to spear vampires on set in Buffy, have woman's shotputting on Queer as Folk, and of course use Twin Peaks to stage woman's beach volleyball.

"It's Alive!!!"

http://www.nature.com/news/artificial-jellyfish-built-from-rat-cells-1.11046

Quote: Nogget @ July 24 2012, 11:54 AM BST

They could use javelins to spear vampires on set in Buffy, have woman's shotputting on Queer as Folk, and of course use Twin Peaks to stage woman's beach volleyball.

You haven't watched TV in a while, have you?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 24 2012, 1:00 PM BST

You haven't watched TV in a while, have you?

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Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 24 2012, 1:00 PM BST

You haven't watched TV in a while, have you?

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And the gold for dissing goes to nat wicks

Quote: sootyj @ July 24 2012, 1:18 PM BST

And the gold for dissing goes to nat wicks

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/jul/24/peter-schaufuss-swan-lake-review

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