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Quote: sootyj @ July 21 2012, 11:40 PM BST

True I love waking up at 6am and thinking I have a whole hour before I I need to get up. Then luxuriating in an hour of doing nothing.

I feel exactly the same. Well, apart from my times at weekends are 11am and noon !

Quote: sootyj @ July 21 2012, 11:40 PM BST

True I love waking up at 6am and thinking I have a whole hour before I I need to get up. Then luxuriating in an hour of doing nothing.

You shouldn't demean it by saying it's just "doing nothing."
It's very healthy to spend an hour masturbating.

Laughing out loud

Ants. I stood outside for like five minutes and when I came back indoors, I found about six of them climbing up my legs! I had to dance a bit like they do in Pulp Fiction to try and feel rid of them. Euuurgh.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 22 2012, 7:47 PM BST

Ants. I stood outside for like five minutes and when I came back indoors, I found about six of them climbing up my legs! I had to dance a bit like they do in Pulp Fiction to try and feel rid of them. Euuurgh.

Omigawd!

London parks being appropriated for the Olympics. The Horse Guards end of St James Park has been a high security building site for the last couple of months when it should now be teeming with skimpily-clad sunbathing office-tottie.

Quote: Tursiops @ July 23 2012, 11:12 AM BST

London parks being appropriated for the Olympics. The Horse Guards end of St James Park has been a high security building site for the last couple of months when it should now be teeming with skimpily-clad sunbathing office-tottie.


Yes, and down in Hammersmith they've dug up the green to stick in two massive cube sculptures. Ego cars what the locals think, eh.

Quote: Nogget @ July 23 2012, 2:16 PM BST

Yes, and down in Hammersmith they've dug up the green to stick in two massive cube sculptures. Ego cars what the locals think, eh.

That's my neck of the woods - what have they done?

TTPYO: Olympic Diving Fruit Tom Daley.

Every time I switch on the telly, that prancing twink seems to be jumping about in his Speedos.

Can I just watch a programme without having to be subjected to his marble collection? The answer is no, because the BBC is full of gayers who all fancy Tom Daley and want to see his packet in HD.

Bah!

I hope his dad comes and haunts you. Angry

Here's a picture of him with an iPad to make him even more detestable

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Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 12:30 PM BST

I hope his dad comes and haunts you. Angry

My Dad's ghost can beat up his Dad's ghost.

Why would he haunt me? Because I don't want to look at his son's penis and balls all the time? Yeah, I'm the freak in this equation.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 24 2012, 12:30 PM BST
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An overpriced stupid useless bit of gimmicky crap that only posers and idiots like.

*insert punchline here*

It must be difficult when an annoying kid has such a great body. Try not to be jealous, lads. ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 24 2012, 12:24 PM BST

TTPYO: Olympic Diving Fruit Tom Daley.

Every time I switch on the telly, that prancing twink seems to be jumping about in his Speedos.

Can I just watch a programme without having to be subjected to his marble collection? The answer is no, because the BBC is full of gayers who all fancy Tom Daley and want to see his packet in HD.

Bah!

They might be lusty straight women putting him on the TV. I fully expect you to whinge about BBC lesbians the next time a woman in a bikini comes on TV. Rolling eyes

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 24 2012, 12:24 PM BST

Olympic Diving Fruit Tom Daley.

He's supposed to be straight, but I'm not convinced.

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