http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/22/stewart-lee-olympic-games-twitter
If this isn't a windup then its shameful
Seb Coe kiss my paralympics ring!
(well they won't sue will they?)
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Quote: Nogget @ July 22 2012, 11:49 AM BSTWe have events for the most able bodied people, and events for the disabled, so why aren't there any for us lot in the middle? It's clear discrimination against paunchy has-beans.
Think there is a spare year usually before the summer Olympics. Start training now and you might be ready by 2015. Please keep it off the telly though, there is enough sport on it.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2012, 12:26 PM BSTAll we would ask for is one channel showing old comedy programmes !
It's called Dave.
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2012, 12:33 PM BSThttps://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/commentisfree/2012/jul/22/stewart-lee-olympic-games-twitter
Don't do FB Apps - so you'll have to tell me what it's all about in real words.
Researcher at the Guardian have conclusive proof you're gay.
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2012, 1:37 PM BSTResearcher at the Guardian have conclusive proof you're gay.
Researchers at the Daily Mail have conclusive proof you're here illegally.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2012, 12:26 PM BSTHave you looked at your Programme Guide recently?
Htf can the BBC suddenly find 24, count'em, 24 new channels from to cover the Olympics ? And then repeat them in HD ?
All we would ask for is one channel showing old comedy programmes !
Wow, the free to air channel here has found two extra digital channels, thought that was bad enough.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2012, 1:39 PM BSTResearchers at the Daily Mail have conclusive proof you're here illegally.
The Guardian sells an organic lesbian version of you.
Quote: zooo @ August 5 2008, 7:18 PM BSTWe coulda been contenders.
If only we'd picked a really random, obscure sport.
Fox-hunting should be an Olympic sport. Bring a bit of grandeur back to the Games. Meanwhile, how will the Muslim athletes be coping with Ramadan coinciding with the Games? Does the athletes village have a mosque with loudspeakers to wake up the faithful for their pre-dawn meal?
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2012, 12:26 PM BSTHave you looked at your Programme Guide recently?
Htf can the BBC suddenly find 24, count'em, 24 new channels from to cover the Olympics ? And then repeat them in HD ?
All we would ask for is one channel showing old comedy programmes !
And BBC Three is going 24-hour.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2012, 1:36 PM BSTDon't do FB Apps - so you'll have to tell me what it's all about in real words.
I've fixed the proper link above: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/22/stewart-lee-olympic-games-twitter
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2012, 1:39 PM BSTResearchers at the Daily Mail have conclusive proof you're here illegallygiving me the horn ooh chase me.
If the Guardian and Mail agree it's probably true.
Two publications that are almost always wrong agreeing does not make truth. 
I'm so glad there is an Olympics thread (if you can legally call it that) on this forum as it means I don't have to post anything on 'Things that piss you off'.
Quote: Nogget @ July 22 2012, 11:49 AM BSTWe have events for the most able bodied people, and events for the disabled, so why aren't there any for us lot in the middle? It's clear discrimination against paunchy has-beans.
Sitting watching TV or typing into an on-line forum isn't classed as an Olimpic sport yet!
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Quote: Kenneth @ July 22 2012, 2:02 PM BSTFox-hunting should be an Olympic sport.
*gets cauldron out and prepares bad spell*
It shouldn't be considered a sport. It's more enjoyable pest control.