Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 21 2012, 3:46 PM BST
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My neighbourhood has gone from acceptable to a shit hole overnight.
Some government shit opened 2 "Foyer projects" for mentally ill alcoholics and drug addicts.
Sootyj is thoroughly pissed off being begged off 2-3 times a day (no he never gives anything)
and stepping over passed out scumbags.
Quote: dellas @ July 21 2012, 8:12 PM BST
TB do you mean me or Booo?, my tipple is white/red wine and the sarnies were a mix of 'cheese and pickle' 'ham salad' and 'egg mayonnaise'.
Love G@T but can drink it very fast so not advisable, I get pissed so OH has barred spirits
I meant you! Eww to the egg sarnie.
But you love the disadvantaged!
Egg sandwiches is one of those that are either fantastic or terrible
Theres a cafe near my work I'd love to goto for a sandwich on a busy day
But they sell preput together sandwiches with cold fried eggs, they then microwave
thats so wrong, I can't trust anything else they might sell
microwaved fried eggs, people like that could kill with out conciense.
Tonight in Asda I noticed that they were selling a frozen bacon sandwich !
In a bun, not bread.
Simply microwave 
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 21 2012, 10:13 PM BSTTonight in Asda I noticed that they were selling a frozen bacon sandwich !
In a bun, not bread.
Simply microwave
It comes to something when you can't make a bacon sandwich yourself.
Quote: TopBanana @ July 21 2012, 10:02 PM BSTI meant you! Eww to the egg sarnie.
Word.
Today I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.
Fresh egg sandwich, when the boiled eggs still warm and its not completely squished in with the mayo.
But supermarket egg sandwich yeuch!
Quote: Ben @ July 21 2012, 10:53 PM BSTToday I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.
I can top that. Today a flying ant flew down my top and in a moment of complete panic I squeaked, stood up and then pulled my top down so that I could get it out, revealing my bra to a very busy tram, which I had to remain on for 4 more stops. The man opposite me got a real eyeful, poor man.
Quote: Ben @ July 21 2012, 10:53 PM BSTToday I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.
Think yourself lucky. All this rain's decimated the butterfly pop.
Trams mean you were in Croyden
I doubt anyone blinked.
You could eat someones face on a tram in Croyden and no one would care. Unless you didnt swipe your oyster.
Quote: Harridan @ July 21 2012, 11:23 PM BSTI can top that. Today a flying ant flew down my top and in a moment of complete panic I squeaked, stood up and then pulled my top down so that I could get it out, revealing my bra to a very busy tram, which I had to remain on for 4 more stops. The man opposite me got a real eyeful, poor man.
At least you brightened up his day.
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2012, 11:48 PM BST
At least you brightened up his day.
I think I startled him more than anything! Suddenly having a pair of G-cups in your face must be quite terrifying!