Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2012, 6:40 PM BSTMines got two
Are you living in the 80's?
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Quote: Booo @ July 20 2012, 6:58 PM BSTJust had the oven on for the last 30 minutes and it wasn't the right one...
What an idiot!
Also appear to have another Sid the Spider pet in the downstairs loo again, surely it can't be the same one that I put out and went hiding in the garage.
Please, please don't start the talk about spiders! Argh! ( I might be forced to throw a banana at you)
Quote: Nogget @ July 20 2012, 7:02 PM BSTAre you living in the 80's?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nb9d_killing-joke-eighties_music
Quote: keewik @ July 20 2012, 7:27 PM BSTPlease, please don't start the talk about spiders! Argh! ( I might be forced to throw a banana at you)
Ok, just for you (and zooo). I wasn't going to any more, it's just I get fed up with trying to be kind to them and put them out and then the buggers come back (or reproduce).
/endofthistalk
Squish 'em.
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2012, 7:36 PM BSTSquish 'em.
I can't, I just can't.
I think they do just come straight back in when you chuck them out, so you should try putting them further away next time!
Okay, now *I'm* carrying on the talk! /endofthistalkagain
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 20 2012, 4:47 PM BSTPeople complaining about people complaining about the Olympics.
In the greatest of British traditions, I've just been invited to watch the Opening Ceremony in the pub.
Perhaps some of you lot can do the same, have a little party for the Games - the opening ceremony will have lots of singing and dancing and pretty costumes and you guys could make veggie burgers with gluton free buns and talk about your feelings over a bottle of Lambrini.
That's as long as it doesn't clash with your Singing Jesuses. But still, you could switch over during the ad breaks and discuss which Christ the Saviour you'd most like to shag.
Shuttit, Jeremy Clarkson!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 7:52 PM BSTIn the greatest of British traditions, I've just been invited to watch the Opening Ceremony in the pub.
The pub? Yes, good. Watching an opening ceremony to a sporting event? No ta. I'll sit with me back to that.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 20 2012, 7:56 PM BSTI'll sit with me back to that.
Just the way your fella likes it. Ooh, he's dead butch. 
Quote: Lee @ July 20 2012, 7:55 PM BSTShuttit, Jeremy Clarkson!
Stop acting like middle aged women on Greenham Common and the comments will cease.
Quote: Booo @ July 20 2012, 6:58 PM BSTJust had the oven on for the last 30 minutes and it wasn't the right one...
What an idiot!
Cooking or preparing food by reflex actions never seems to be a good idea, 
I occasionally fill my tea-cup with porridge because the tea-caddy is right next to the porridge container in the cupboard and last night I discovered that I had put the ice-cream container away in the fridge instead of the freezer so it had all melted.
I've put it back in the freezer, but I bet it goes all hard & 'orrible.
Quote: billwill @ July 20 2012, 8:05 PM BSTCooking or preparing food by reflex actions never seems to be a good idea,
Throw in alcohol and hilarity ensues - I once cooked a pizza when very drunk, took it out of the oven and started eating it. I noticed that it was extremely chewy and tasted a bit odd.
I then realised that I'd forgotten to take the styrofoam base off the bottom of it, was sick for days.
Quote: billwill @ July 20 2012, 8:05 PM BSTCooking or preparing food by reflex actions never seems to be a good idea,
I've put it back in the freezer, but I bet it goes all hard & 'orrible.
I live my life by reflex actions.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 8:10 PM BSTI then realised that I'd forgotten to take the styrofoam base off the bottom of it, was sick for days.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 8:10 PM BSTI then realised that I'd forgotten to take the styrofoam base off the bottom of it, was sick for days.
Done that !