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Quote: Tursiops @ July 20 2012, 2:04 PM BST

Feels like or looks like?

Bitch!!

Those Argos adverts with those annoying blue aliens

I won't ever buy from Argos again in protest until these blue c**ts are axed from our screens

Ffs

Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2012, 2:00 PM BST

Just spent five minutes shaving and my face still feels like a monkeys arse

Shitty Gillette razor blades

How many monkeys' arses have you felt?

Who hear loves the royal family?

Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2012, 2:14 PM BST

Bitch!!

I won't ever buy from Argos again in protest until these blue blooded c**ts are axed from our screens

Ffs

Treason!

Lmao!

Rascal

People complaining about people complaining about the Olympics.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 20 2012, 4:47 PM BST

People complaining about people complaining about the Olympics.

yes yes yes

People complaining about people complaining about people complaining about the Olympics.

People complaing about people complaing about people complaing about people complaing about...I forget. Guns..?

Why is London full of foreigns and people wearing stupid maroon and beige uniforms?
have we been invaded?

Who do I surrender to?

Surrender ?

For gods sake man - your British

Of course!

So whats surrender in French?

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2012, 5:15 PM BST

Of course!

So whats surrender in French?

Bonjour.

Quote: Nogget @ July 20 2012, 2:07 PM BST

? Their 5 blade system is fantastic.

Yep.

Mines got two

Just had the oven on for the last 30 minutes and it wasn't the right one...
What an idiot! Angry

Also appear to have another Sid the Spider pet in the downstairs loo again, surely it can't be the same one that I put out and went hiding in the garage.

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