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The Frog Thread

I think I just saved another one from my Cat.
He seemed to be moving when I scooped him up in a tea towel.
So I let him go in the marshy park opposite.

Anyway, Frogs...
I like Kermit best.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 20 2012, 1:45 AM BST

I like Kermit best.

I think you killed this thread before it even started.

What's green and smells of pork?

A heavily decomposing pig

I've kissed a few frogs, none of them turned into princes.

One turned out to be a raging alcoholic with sadistic tendencies. I had to say no.

Got to be Kermit

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I like Fredo the best.

MMM, specialy peppermint fredos.

I was attacked by a frog as a child

True story

Couldn't believe it

I once did a handstand on a tiny baby frog. Luckily my hand was slightly cupped, so it lived to tell the tale.

Well I was savaged by one

And luckily I lived to tell the tale

The green bastard

Go on Liveleak and look up 'frog eaten alive' (unless you are normal.

My Frog, ready for the high jump.
His domain is much overgrown since then and his diving board has broken. I must fix that soon, maybe today.

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Haha!

Mentalist

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