Getting sootyed does sound rather messy.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 937
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 4:58 PM BSTFortunately, sootyj will not take this lightly. I fully hope to be sootyed senseless in the next few days by his overactive quote function.
I am now living in fearful hope. *huh *
Oh baby nobody swings your way.
Not even a zombie rapist or a rapist zombie.
Quote: sootyj @ July 19 2012, 5:05 PM BSTNot even a zombie rapist
Top Tip: Always pull the teeth out with pliers first.
Hey Renegade how do I turn a pet shop into a brothel?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 5:07 PM BSTTop Tip: Always pull the teeth out with pliers first.
Does the RSPCA approve?
No teeth Leevil?
I only put bananas in my mouth!
Quote: Lee @ July 19 2012, 5:30 PM BSTI only put bananas in my mouth after they've been up my bum!
Not savoury enough otherwise?
Quote: zooo @ July 19 2012, 9:17 PM BST
Mwahahaha!
PC Harwood sounds like one of the Met's finest:
I would pay an extra 10p for my milk if it helps British Farmers, would anyone else? 
Quote: Tursiops @ July 19 2012, 10:41 PM BSTPC Harwood sounds like one of the Met's finest:
Extraordinary isn't it.
The jury's allowed to know that the victim had a drink problem ec etc, but not that the defendant was an arch c**t with form.
Quote: dellas @ July 20 2012, 12:01 AM BST
Yes.
Especially as my neighbour's one.
A farmer, that is.
Quote: Lazzard @ July 20 2012, 12:03 AM BSTExtraordinary isn't it.
The jury's allowed to know that the victim had a drink problem ec etc, but not that the defendant was an arch c**t with form.
The trick if you are on the jury is to listen out for what isn't said in the character evidence.
We get our milk from a milkman.
Where does he get the milk from? No idea. But probably isn't involved in all this fuss.