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RCP whats the name of that old Chinese fella who gives you free prawn crackers?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 7:13 PM BST

pop my_anal_glands.

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Surely just buying crisps would be less painful?

Was this 'Something I have to do Before I'm 30'?

What the frig is an anal gland anyway?

RHETORICAL QUESTION.

Quote: keewik @ July 19 2012, 10:35 PM BST

Was this 'Something I have to do Before I'm 30'?

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Thanks for the reminder, Keewik.

*sighs*

*reaches for the tinfoil*

Like a regular gland but it straightens pictures in other glands houses and won't use their glasses.

@}###########}!$ &££££££

Ive just injected exstacy into my balls

Beautiful man

:;,

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2012, 10:35 PM BST

What the frig is an anal gland anyway?

RHETORICAL QUESTION.

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'Anal gland' is right up there, in my book, with words like 'entrails' and 'disembowel'.

And tripe?

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2012, 10:38 PM BST

And tripe?

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I want to legally change my name to Alan A'Dale.

Quote: Elliott Gill @ July 20 2012, 12:24 AM BST

I want to legally change my name to Alan A'Dale.

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It really is heroin night on the BCG.

Better smack my bitch up I s'pose.

AJGO promised she would go for drinks tonight so despite feeling ill she did so and ended up in after-hours bar where an amped-up dude was singing Chas and Dave songs Happy days. Except she was also asked by companion what years they lived in a flat. AJGO does not have a scooby and finds this slightly worrying.

Did you know the decade?

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2012, 12:34 AM BST

Did you know the decade?

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Definitely this one, the last one, or perhaps the one before?