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Quote: Harridan @ July 19 2012, 6:31 PM BST

I think it's called a 'rape-o-meter' and ranges from 'wink' to 'sad face'

Laughing out loud

(though I really shouldn't laugh)

Quote: Harridan @ July 19 2012, 6:31 PM BST

I think it's called a 'rape-o-meter' and ranges from 'wink' to 'sad face'

Laughing out loud

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 19 2012, 6:23 PM BST

Thanks folks, just had a relapse though when I read Booo's doggy post >_<

I share thus I care.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 6:30 PM BST

Get him to show you his 'rape scale' - I'd like to know what he considers to be really, really bad.

Ken was completely right about this.

And he was actually looking for more prosecutions.++++++++++++++++++++++

sootyj just sent me a PM saying he'd like to pop my anal glands.

I told him I didn't have a dog.

He didn't seem to care.

Errr

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 7:13 PM BST

sootyj just sent me a PM saying he'd like to pop my anal glands.

I told him I didn't have a dog.

He didn't seem to care.

Errr

I bet he's gloving up.

Quote: Booo @ July 19 2012, 7:15 PM BST

I bet he's gloving up.

He's going to need more then gloves. Here is a dramatic recreation of the event -

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 18 2012, 5:05 PM BST
Image

Is on heroin. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined...

Quote: Ben @ July 19 2012, 9:50 PM BST

Is on heroin. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined...

Oooh drugs?!!

Lovely

Gimme some?

Quote: Ben @ July 19 2012, 9:50 PM BST

Is on heroin. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined...

Firking heck, I hope you are not alone.

Quote: Ben @ July 19 2012, 9:50 PM BST

Is on heroin. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined...

Sniffing a Pritt Stick really isn't heroin.

Pritt sticks are for puffs

Nail polish remover is the real shit

Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2012, 10:09 PM BST

Pritt sticks are for puffs

Nail polish remover is the real shit

Yeah as long as you don't mix it with coca-cola.

Sorry, chaps, not on heroin. Just a joke that some of you took more seriously than I could have ever imagined.

Quote: bigfella @ July 19 2012, 10:06 PM BST

Sniffing a Pritt Stick really isn't heroin.

:D

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