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Open letter to Cheryl Cole from Agony Frankie xxx Page 2

Not that I can tell. But that wouldn't be the first time.

Bucket have we?

Yeah sure, blame the woman.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:39 AM

I have a comeback which I could post in response to this, however it is just too filthy to be posted here.

:P

Not surprised their relationship is going to end, it's done it's PR job which is all it was.

Ashley Cole is being accused of being gay.
Cheryl Tweedy is being accused of being a racist.

Ashley Cole gets a female partner.
Cheryl Tweedy gets a black partner.

How convenient...

Now all thats blown over, they can break up and live their own lives, giving their PR a very nice payoff on the way to avoid him leaking their truths at any point in the future.

Maybe Ashley has a penchant for anal & Sheryl refuses. I mean a guy has to get his kinks.

Quote: Leevil @ January 27, 2008, 12:50 AM

Bucket have we?

:O Now that's just plain rude, Lee! Unlike Charley, I get the impression that Laura, despite what she says, wouldn't actually open wide for all and sundry. Tutt!

I think that you should apologise right now. *shakes fist* ;)

Sorry Laura, I'm sure yo have a very tight vagina.

Laughing out loud

(That's better.)

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! My vagina is reasonably tight. I do those pelvic floor exercises. Thats where you scrape your crotch against a carpet. Leaves a bit of a snail trail but otherwise is quite effective.

Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 1:48 AM

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! My vagina is reasonably tight. I do those pelvic floor exercises. Thats where you scrape your crotch against a carpet. Leaves a bit of a snail trail but otherwise is quite effective.

How long is this trail? Does it extend to the corner shop?

Quote: Tuumble @ January 27, 2008, 1:55 AM

How long is this trail? Does it extend to the corner shop?

Laughing out loud
goes from Berkhamsted alllllllllllllllllll the way to the norfolk broads. I am like Hansel & Gretel without the breadcrumbs.

Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 2:01 AM

Laughing out loud
goes from Berkhamsted alllllllllllllllllll the way to the norfolk broads. I am like Hansel & Gretel without the breadcrumbs.

Laughing out loud
I'd like to see 'The Rough Guide...' for THAT trip!

Well give me your address & I will show you for real. :D

Is that Snail Trail Mail?

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