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Quote: dellas @ July 18 2012, 9:47 AM BST

:( I'm invisible with my own personal drama, OK , feeling low 'cos no sleep guys. Teary

Console *Gives dellas lots of fags and coffee*

I'm not sure coffee will help her sleep! :(

Quote: Marc P @ July 18 2012, 10:13 AM BST

I'm not sure coffee will help her sleep! :(

I didn't know sleeping was an option for d. But if you drink enough coffee eventually you get knackered from all the awakeness and fall asleep. This happens to me fairly often.

Lol. I usually have to read something I have written for that effect! I just had a cup of instant coffee dowe egberets or something - it was okay. Not brilliant.

I try a new one each time I but a new jar, hoping to find the 'one', at the moment have Douwe Egberts as well, tis ok but the search goes on.

Get yourself a hand pumped pavone espresso machine, nothing beats a hand pumped in the morning!!

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Quote: Marc P @ July 18 2012, 10:48 AM BST

Get yourself a hand pumped pavone espresso machine, nothing beats a hand pumped in the morning!!

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Laughing out loud I'll take your word for it Marc.

That does look the business though.

Here's my baby.

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Give up caffeine and regain the oomph from those times between coffees.

On a similar note, I have given up tea and coffee at work and switched to honey and lemon. This means I am currenly pissed off at everything. EVERYTHING. Apart from the lovely sammich I just ate. I'll spare that my ire.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 18 2012, 12:20 PM BST

On a similar note, I have given up tea and coffee at work and switched to honey and lemon. This means I am currenly pissed off at everything. EVERYTHING.

Makes you realise just how potent caffeine is.

I am tired and grumpy and I am blaming the caffeine rather than my personality. MORE HONEY AND LEMON TIME.

Trying to find a modern translation of Sophocles' Theban plays and I just don't understand why everyone seems to feel the need to use 17th century vocabulary when translating classical literature? You were translating in 1984, why the hell were you using words like 'thou' and 'hast'? Stupid snobby wankers trying to keep classical literature inpenetrable.

Hast a problem with it?

Quote: Marc P @ July 18 2012, 3:56 PM BST

Hast a problem with it?

Mine eyes are won't to become o'erglazed for the vast verbosity contained within such exalted pages.

TTPYO 2: Autocorrect on forums that won't allow me to write 'w o n t' without changing it to 'won't'

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