Hats off Shandythat's more disgusting than anything I was thinking of
Status report Page 4,663
you've trained me so well.
Ironing my company logo emblazoned polo shirt. Never felt quite so proud.
I think I have a bunion.
Don't Paul it.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 17 2012, 9:58 PM BSTI think I have a bunion.
I'll swap it for this awful itchy rash I have on my inner left heel.
Quote: Booo @ July 17 2012, 10:09 PM BSTI'll swap it for this awful itchy rash I have on my inner left thigh.
To the clinic!
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 7:28 PM BSTZooo you know my day job is farting the bubbles into wispas?
This is the funniest thing I have read today. Official!
I won't ask what he puts in Crunchies. 
Quote: Ben @ July 17 2012, 9:52 PM BSTIroning my company logo emblazoned polo shirt. Never felt quite so proud.
I didn't know that leathercowboys.com had a logo.
Quote: zooo @ July 17 2012, 10:28 PM BSTI won't ask what he puts in Crunchies.
I find that Cadbury's Picnic looks most like a poo - or Revels if I've been drinking.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 17 2012, 10:29 PM BSTor Revels if I've been drinking.
I'm glad to hear that's not just me.
I just watched 'Impractical Jokers' on the iPlayer. Such a stupid show but my chest hurts from laughing now! 10 minute episodes, cheer yourself up before bed 
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 8:58 PM BSTWalked into a door?
So you dated that charming wideboy who was pursuing you?
I am an independent woman who is quite capable of using her own lack of any innate sense of balance to walk into doors thank you very much.
Quote: Rob H @ July 17 2012, 9:08 PM BSTHe did sound veeerrry lovely.
He was alright. I was being a bitch.
rwayne was actually right, but sadly got banned on that momentous occasion.
Quote: AJGO @ July 17 2012, 11:54 PM BSTI am an independent woman who is quite capable of using her own lack of any innate sense of balance to walk into doors thank you very much.
He was alright. I was being a bitch.
rwayne was actually right, but sadly got banned on that momentous occasion.
It was a long time coming and saved me the bother of tracking him down and punching his head in, as we Glaswegians are wont.
Why are people who smoke 'roll-ups' SO tight? I have ran out of fags so asked O/H to roll me a couple to last the night- YES only friggin 3!!!.
Really annoyed, his baccy is cheap?, but it is precious- the 'Smeeble'....
Feel aggrieved-non smokers look away, I'm never tight with my fags, OK >_<