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Open letter to Cheryl Cole from Agony Frankie xxx

Dear Cheryl,

Your husband is a 27 year old Premiership football player earning £90,000 per week. Of course he's going to shag around! Get real!

Agony Frankie xxx :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 26, 2008, 11:20 PM

Dear Cheryl,

Your husband is a 27 year old Premiership football player earning £90,000 per week. Of course he's going to shag around! Get real!

Agony Frankie xxx :)

? ? ?

I'd shag Cheryl Cole, but I wouldn't dare steal her lollipops.

Maybe he knows something we don't. I wouldn't like to think what, though.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 26, 2008, 11:38 PM

I'd shag Cheryl Cole, but I wouldn't dare steal her lollipops.

a) Would you make her cut her hair first? That fringe is f**king shocking.
b) Lollipops?

I'd prefer Lily Allen. If I had a penis.

either or, I'm neither fussy nor proud.

Quote: zooo @ January 26, 2008, 11:56 PM

If I had a penis.

You don't have a penis?

Not on me.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:09 AM

You don't have a penis?

zooo is a girlie.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:09 AM

You don't have a penis?

zooo is a girlie. With boobies and other girly bits.

Quote: zooo @ January 26, 2008, 11:56 PM

I'd prefer Lily Allen.

Yes. (At least I'd be able to tell what she was saying.

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:10 AM

Not on me.

I have a comeback which I could post in response to this, however it is just too filthy to be posted here.

Is that possible?
This forum is all about the filth. :)

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:39 AM

it is just too filthy to be posted here.

You've reeeeeeeeeally not been around long, have you?

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:41 AM

Is that possible?
This forum is all about the filth. :)

The comeback is so filthy, that showering after reading it would also certainly be obligatory.

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:10 AM

Not on me.

But in you?

Quote: Leevil @ January 27, 2008, 12:45 AM

But in you?

That was my comeback.

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