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I read the news today oh boy! Page 927

Quote: Chappers @ July 14 2012, 9:03 PM BST

Sylvester Stallone's 36 year old son has died.

Leave your tributes to Sage on Facebook!

WTF?????????????

Who knew him? He's not exactly Princess Diana.

Hows his brother onion doing?

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2012, 8:08 PM BST

Hows his brother onion doing?

:D

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/lucky-escape--kittens-found-in-car-seconds-before-it-headed-to-crusher-20120716.html

For zooo.

Promise no kittens were harmed in bringing you this news report.

Squeeeeeee.

Thank goodness for those mechanics!

And I'm sure that Twenty Twelve can't match the reality.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/athletes-arrive-london-olympics-121856691.html

Or not if you read the story.

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2012, 8:08 PM BST

Hows his brother onion doing?

Surely it would be Scallion "The Italian Stallion" Stallone?

I don't want to live in a Countrythat's stuffs its chickens with sAge and scallions

Have you seen 'Son of Rambo'? No, neither has he.

And it's Sage Moonblood. Period.

Son of rambos rather good

Sad to hear of the death of Deep Purple's Jon Lord. Awesome rock band and Jon was an important part of their sound.

Quote: youngian @ July 16 2012, 9:15 PM BST

Sad to hear of the death of Deep Purple's Jon Lord. Awesome rock band and Jon was an important part of their sound.

Sadly agreed.

Quote: youngian @ July 16 2012, 9:15 PM BST

Sad to hear of the death of Deep Purple's Jon Lord. Awesome rock band and Jon was an important part of their sound.

Absolutely.

I remember coming home with the Concerto for Group and Orchestra on LP back in 1969.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 15 2012, 8:04 PM BST

[i]Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt defended beleaguered security giant G4S, insisting it was "completely normal" for contractors on projects like the London Olympics to fail to meet their commitments.

Thank goodness we're cutting the number of soldiers and police in the UK, along with giving tax money to big corporations to not provide security.

Why successive governments keep handing out dosh to these PPI schemes that continually fail is totally beyond me.

At the 40 Olympics venues, 800 retailers have been banned from serving chips to avoid infringing fast-food rights secured by McDonald's.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/britain-flooded-with-brand-police-to-protect-sponsors-7945436.html

Errr

WHAT?!

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