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How horny are you? Page 2

Quote: zooo @ January 26, 2008, 11:55 PM

I have a really bad cold too! Had it a week.
Still about an 8 though.

And if Lee Mack hadn't just been on Thank God You're Here...?

Ha! I didn't even watch it.
I'm having a Woody Allen night.

And he does NOT make me horny...

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:33 AM

Ha! I didn't even watch it.

:O

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:33 AM

I'm having a Woody Allen night.

And he does NOT make me horny...

Thank f**k for that!

I taped it. I'll be watching it later. Maybe that's what's making me horny...

I thought seeing a woody WOULD get you horny Laura!

Oh gawd.
Now you've made me think of Woody's woody.

I'l just go and wash out my brain with bleach...

Laughing out loud

I am always horny. I do my shopping whilst rubbing my crotch.

Explains why you take so long down the veg isle oo double entendre there.

She always buys organic.

There are many ways to scrape a carrot!

Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 1:46 AM

scrape

Is that some sort of sexual act?

Quote: Leevil @ January 27, 2008, 1:47 AM

Is that some sort of sexual act?

Yes, it involves sand paper and squatting at a funny angle,

I dont need sandpaper. My vagina has little teeth. I think it is all that is left of my siamese twin.

Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 1:49 AM

I dont need sandpaper. My vagina has little teeth. I think it is all that is left of my siamese twin.

You were supposed to keep your lips sealed about that.

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