Dear Cheryl,
Your husband is a 27 year old Premiership football player earning £90,000 per week. Of course he's going to shag around! Get real!
Agony Frankie xxx 
Open letter to Cheryl Cole from Agony Frankie xxx
Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 26, 2008, 11:20 PMDear Cheryl,
Your husband is a 27 year old Premiership football player earning £90,000 per week. Of course he's going to shag around! Get real!
Agony Frankie xxx
I'd shag Cheryl Cole, but I wouldn't dare steal her lollipops.
Maybe he knows something we don't. I wouldn't like to think what, though.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 26, 2008, 11:38 PMI'd shag Cheryl Cole, but I wouldn't dare steal her lollipops.
a) Would you make her cut her hair first? That fringe is f**king shocking.
b) Lollipops?
I'd prefer Lily Allen. If I had a penis.
either or, I'm neither fussy nor proud.
Not on me.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:09 AMYou don't have a penis?
zooo is a girlie.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:09 AMYou don't have a penis?
zooo is a girlie. With boobies and other girly bits.
Quote: zooo @ January 26, 2008, 11:56 PMI'd prefer Lily Allen.
Yes. (At least I'd be able to tell what she was saying.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:10 AMNot on me.
I have a comeback which I could post in response to this, however it is just too filthy to be posted here.
Is that possible?
This forum is all about the filth.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 12:39 AMit is just too filthy to be posted here.
You've reeeeeeeeeally not been around long, have you?
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 12:41 AMIs that possible?
This forum is all about the filth.
The comeback is so filthy, that showering after reading it would also certainly be obligatory.
