British Comedy Guide

How horny are you?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you right now?

I'm a 7.

Charley's offline, so i'm about a 2

Now I've seen your avatar, I'm an 8.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 26, 2008, 10:29 PM

Now I've seen your avatar, I'm an 8.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud You're not the first to say that.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 26, 2008, 10:30 PM

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud You're not the first to say that.

I never come first at anything - except cumming.

Right now, I have a nose bleed, stinking cold, and am watching James May try beers on Al Murray's Happy Hour.

So that's less than 1 then.

Too much pickin' boy!

Quote: Leevil @ January 26, 2008, 11:31 PM

Too much pickin' boy!

When you've mastered the art of nose picking like I have, nose bleeds become a rarity. I only get five per week, these days.

Quote: Leevil @ January 26, 2008, 11:31 PM

Too much pickin' boy!

Too much blowing, more like.

God, that sentence is going to come back to haunt me. :(

Quote: Aaron @ January 26, 2008, 11:39 PM

Too much blowing, more like.

Me next.

Excellent. Keep it up.

I can't believe the scale only goes to ten. Isn't that being numberist. What about poor eleven. Nobody thinks about him. No. You bastards!

I have a really bad cold too! Had it a week.
Still about an 8 though.

Quote: roscoff @ January 26, 2008, 11:50 PM

I can't believe the scale only goes to ten. Isn't that being numberist. What about poor eleven. Nobody thinks about him. No. You bastards!

If anyone gets past ten, then I suggest they change their underwear, and find a good washing powder that will remove semen stains.

Quote: roscoff @ January 26, 2008, 11:50 PM

I can't believe the scale only goes to ten. Isn't that being numberist. What about poor eleven. Nobody thinks about him. No. You bastards!

If you're seeing 11 then you're pissed, thats 1 - doubled.

I to have a cold and feel about 2 on the horn scale.

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