Bussell can't wait to be the next comedy terrorist. Arrested for his art? Clever man, and a sign of true devotion or insanity.
Good luck with it, is all I can say.
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Sootyj, I'm assuming that's a joke. If it is then I spot a gap in the market. The ideal Christmas stocking filler.
Hey, books on cats sell!
Ditto one on murders.
Quids in!
Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 2:25 PM BSTBussell can't wait to be the next comedy terrorist. Arrested for his art? Clever man, and a sign of true devotion or insanity.
Good luck with it, is all I can say.
Yes Lee I believe the local sex offenders register has dubbed you
"Wanksy"
Quote: Ignatius Rake @ July 16 2012, 2:26 PM BSTSootyj, I'm assuming that's a joke. If it is then I spot a gap in the market. The ideal Christmas stocking filler.
Hey, books on cats sell!
Ditto one on murders.
Quids in!
Stocking filler, with a brick and then thrown in a fast flowing river
OH dear Sooty!, wait till Zooo sees this.
Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2012, 2:29 PM BSTStocking filler, with a brick and then thrown in a fast flowing river
Cool. So it could double as a fishing weight.
Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2012, 2:24 PM BSTI dunno Bussell you went all through this when you published
"hilarious cat murders of the 1980s"
A reminder for anyone who doesn't own a copy, there's a limited stock of my book, Put on Yer Mittens and Let's Drown some Kittens, available at Amazon.com
I prefered "sticking a bomb up a Tom!"
Quote: Ignatius Rake @ July 16 2012, 3:26 PM BSTCool. So it could double as a fishing weight.
"Throw it with enough accuracy and a good sized domestic cat can stun a carp."
Nobson Green 2009
Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 2:25 PM BSTBussell can't wait to be the next comedy terrorist. Arrested for his art? Clever man, and a sign of true devotion or insanity.
Good luck with it, is all I can say.
If I wanted to get arrested I'd do something far naughtier than scribbling on the back of hotel paintings. Just off the top of my head I imagine it would probably involve chloroform, a tattoo needle and the cast of Brookside.
Why Brookside?
Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2012, 4:21 PM BSTIf I wanted to get arrested I'd do something far naughtier than scribbling on the back of hotel paintings. Just off the top of my head I imagine it would probably involve chloroform, a tattoo needle and the cast of Brookside.
Oh, I know it's not an arrestable offence but it will be added to the list of charges. Plus, it probably IS an arrestable offence if someone wanted to press charges. But you'd only get a slap on the wrist. But still, I can imagine it making the local paper. The next step would be a national paper. Then world hate-figure. Then I'm a Celebrity. Then a part on EastEnders as Ian Beale's long lost half brother.
There were pics of Ian Beale as a tramp in all the papers weeks ago, but it still hasn't happened yet. 
Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 4:28 PM BSTThen a part on EastEnders as Ian Beale's long lost half brother.
And nothing is worth that.
Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2012, 4:22 PM BSTWhy Brookside?
It sounded funnier than Eastenders.
Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 4:28 PM BSTOh, I know it's not an arrestable offence but it will be added to the list of charges. Plus, it probably IS an arrestable offence if someone wanted to press charges. But you'd only get a slap on the wrist. But still, I can imagine it making the local paper. The next step would be a national paper. Then world hate-figure. Then I'm a Celebrity. Then a part on EastEnders as Ian Beale's long lost half brother.
It's a slippery slope for sure. One minute you're writing on the underside of a hotel drawer, the next you're stood in a McDonald's having full sex with a strawberry milkshake.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2012, 4:48 PM BSTIt sounded funnier than Eastenders.
Ouch!
Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2012, 4:48 PM BSTIt's a slippery slope for sure.
Well my point is, that being arrested for a small offence, is a small price to pay if you're willing to sacrifice a normal life, for that of a celebrity. Where being arrested is like part of the job and good for the CV and shit.
Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 4:53 PM BSTOuch!
Ha, I'm just razzing ya, brother!