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I'm close to 40 and it kinda sucks, 30 wasn't bad. But 40 meh.

I look back over my life and all my memories meld together

Like opening the fridge and all the foods in the same bowl.

I'm close to 40 and it kinda sucks, 30 wasn't bad. But 40 meh.

I look back over my life and all my memories meld together

Like opening the fridge and all the foods in the same bowl.

Quote: DaButt @ July 15 2012, 2:23 PM BST

I don't remember 30, but as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday, I found myself making a poo atop the office toilet.

Does "atop" mean you had become too senile to lift the lid?

I always thought Ben was older than that anyway. He has the posting style of a 34 year old.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2012, 1:10 PM BST

I always thought Ben was older than that anyway. He has the posting style of a 34 year old.

Oddly enough I know what you mean.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2012, 1:00 PM BST

I'm just very curious about what my 30s will hold for me.

You will develop an unstoppable hatred for anything to do with nightclubs. You will suddenly realise they are too loud, too expensive and everyone looks about 15 and is a total twat.

You will see men in their mid 20s wearing trendy hats and will have the urge to punch them in the gob.

Loud students on trains trying to be funny will fill you with psychotic rage.

Hangovers will increase in both duration and agony.

You will start to watch and enjoy Newsnight.

Life will become slightly more boring as you realise that you know everything that you are ever going to know.

So not much will change for me then!

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2012, 10:24 PM BST

I'm close to 40 and it kinda sucks, 30 wasn't bad. But 40 meh.

I look back over my life and all my memories meld together

Like opening the fridge and all the foods in the same bowl.

I'm close to 40 and it kinda sucks, 30 wasn't bad. But 40 meh.

I look back over my life and all my memories meld together

Like opening the fridge and all the foods in the same bowl.

I'm reading this like a sad, sad poem.

Quote: Lee @ July 16 2012, 3:43 PM BST

So not much will change for me then!

Awww... are you wild old at heart, Lee?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 16 2012, 3:38 PM BST

Loud students on trains trying to be funny will fill you with psychotic rage.

These already annoy me. I'm not 30 yet.

I don't mind them because I know life and disappointment and soul-destroying jobs will eventually destroy them.

:( Its not all bad! Crikey guys! very depressing for a weekend 'you are as young as you feel'... I feel pretty perky and very optimistic.

The sun will shine tomorrow ,and I will celebrate a friends 54 Birthday party by lighting a lantern and wishing her continued health and happiness! :P

Oh stop being so flipping cheerful

:(

;) Come on Lofty ! Console Big Hugs and kisses xxx <3

Ooh ta hun

:)

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