Its official women are now more intelligent then men, to which my wife replied 'Girl powder!'
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I was sickened watching the Tour De France
Yet another example of attempted Tacks evasion
Let me be the first to get in with this...
Next year's Tour de France will be sponsored by Vodafone. The organisers wanted someone who could help with tacks avoidance.
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D'oh!
The tacks thrown at tour de france riders were infact thrown by G4S guards
ensuring none got within 300 miles of the Olympic lanes.
A Waitress has apologised for telling the Prime Minister she was busy & making him wait 10 minutes for a coffee.
If she had recognized that it was Mr Cameron she would have made him wait longer.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 15 2012, 9:38 PM BSTA Waitress has apologised for telling the Prime Minister she was busy & making him wait 10 minutes for a coffee.
If she had recognized that it was Mr Cameron she would have made him wait longer.
Come on Steve work this one! 
The morning after pill is to be available by post during the olympics.
This will significantly reduce unwanted pregnacy among anyone who orders it 4 days before they plan to have sex.
Quote: Marc P @ July 15 2012, 9:42 PM BSTCome on Steve work this one!
Ok 
The Waitrose waitress who made David Cameron wait for his coffee.
Has apologised, resigned and now wants to know when she gets her 10 million pound severance package
It's good to hear Olympians will be offered the morning after pill.
They'll need it after all the f**kups and screw ups.
*SootyJ falls into my little trap Mwahahahaha
Just dicking around
you can't blame a guy for dicking around
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 15 2012, 9:47 PM BSTOk
Taps fingers... waiting!
Quote: StephenM @ July 15 2012, 9:03 PM BSTLet me be the first to get in with this...
Next year's Tour de France will be sponsored by Vodafone. The organisers wanted someone who could help with tacks avoidance.
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D'oh!
Clearly only read one news story today and now realise this should have been:
Team Sky have announced Jimmy Carr as their lead rider for next year's Tour de France. A spokesperson said they needed someone who's good at avoiding tacks.
The Waitress who left David Cameron waiting 10 minutes for a coffee has apologised. She says that If she'd recognised him she wouldn't have served him at all.
I've made it worse haven't I?
I'll leave it all to the script editors or SootyJ
if she'd recognised him....she'd have gobbed in it, again.
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I'll get me coat
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 15 2012, 10:31 PM BSTThe Waitress who left David Cameron waiting 10 minutes for a coffee has apologised. She says that If she'd recognised him she wouldn't have served him at all.
I've made it worse haven't I?
I'll leave it all to the script editors or SootyJ
