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Quote: Ben @ July 15 2012, 8:25 AM BST

Why have you never had a Big Mac? How can you claim to have experienced western civilisation without eating one? The sheltered lives people have led on here shocks me.

I've never had one either - don't trust the meat. If forced to eat a burger I opt for a chicken one.

It's the other fillings I don't trust. All that weird stinky gunk. Eugh.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2012, 10:22 AM BST

They're too big!

Your appetite is appalling!

I do not like tall food. :)

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2012, 11:50 AM BST

It's the other fillings I don't trust. All that weird stinky gunk. Eugh.

That weird stinky gunk is the flavours (natural or otherwise) that get people hooked. It's a bit like a drug that the body craves - yet moments after consumption wishes it hadn't eaten the whole damn revolting thing, which sinks straight to the gut like a glollop of fetid slop. Don't get that sensation with fresh fruit.

Don't get excited about it either. YAWN.

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Are they proposing to eat that tyre?

I think 60 people failed to eat it on the show,

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2012, 12:49 PM BST

Don't get excited about it either. YAWN.

Your fruit must be bland stuff picked too early and shipped over from Israel. When you and James Cotter and others remake Carry On Abroad, but set in Asia, I can introduce you to an array of tropical fruits to get excited about. And if you cannot survive without rubbish, fear not; there was a street protest for KFC (and Woody Woodpecker ice cream) outside my window this afternoon.

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For or against?

Whats wrong with Israeli fruit?

Quote: Lee @ July 15 2012, 1:39 PM BST

For or against?

For.

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2012, 1:41 PM BST

Whats wrong with Israeli fruit?

Nothing, provided you eat it in Israel. Among the crap jobs I had in Israel was working in Tel Aviv's biggest fruit and vegetable cold storage facility. Much of the fruit coming in had been picked prematurely so that it wouldn't be rotten by the time it ended up on British supermarket shelves. Hence you get stuff lacking in properly ripened flavour. One guy's job was to inject avocados with something to stop them from going off too early.

We don't just protest in Wolves . . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2012/07/13/wolverhampton-kfc-closed-due-to-cockroaches/

Lol, it's not one or the other!
Most people manage to eat fruit AND the odd burger.

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