Dildo heels? Have I missed that? My mind is boggled.
And I've landed at the top of a bloody page AGAIN!
Who do you fancy? Page 829
It's all the rage now keewik! 
Show me a picture of dildo heels ( I know I'll regret this)
For god's sake I have to get camera out now and rummage through the wardrobe!!
What's that white stuff on the inside?
I did ask her but she replied by singing in Italian so I have no idea!
I'll hazard a guess it's royal icing for the lady.
Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 11:16 PM BSTFor god's sake I have to get camera out now and rummage through the wardrobe!!
What she wore on American Idol!
These are bloody hideous. Give me stilettos any day.
Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 11:21 PM BSTThese are bloody hideous. Give me stilettos any day.
What about next thursday?
And thanks to spellcheck I now know that stiletto has one 'l' and 2 't's
One wonders when you'd wear them?
Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 11:22 PM BSTWhat about next thursday?
Bugger! I have to take the budgie to be castrated that day.
If I had a pound for every time a woman said that to me..... !
Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 11:27 PM BSTBugger! I have to take the budgie to be castrated that day.
As a girl what do you have to be chopped off?
Why are you having it chopped off?
But biggest puzzle. Why are you taking the budgie?
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 11:33 PM BSTAs a girl what do you have to be chopped off?
Ha! That's a female secret.
Why are you having it chopped off?
And again.
But biggest puzzle. Why are you taking the budgie?
The budgie will sing sweetly during the ritual.