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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 2:13 PM BST

It is 100% your fault, you evil bad woman person. I'd ring him up if I were you and take him up on his most generous offer.

*secretly adds 'bullying and intimidation' to his list of chat up techniques*

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Renegade chat up lines

"I'll watch your drink while you go to the toilet"

"Are you still dressed?"

"I bought you a kebab and I know the school you're bunking off from"

"I gave your dad in Pakistan 2 goats so it's da law"

"Scouts honor it's aspirin."

"Look at it this way, everyone'll give you a hug at women's studies on monday"

"Just call me Mr Grey, these are my red pants of pain"

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 2:17 PM BST

Renegade chat up lines

"I'll watch your drink while you go to the toilet"

"Are you still dressed?"

"I bought you a kebab and I know the school you're bunking off from"

"I gave your dad in Pakistan 2 goats so it's da law"

"Scouts honor it's aspirin."

"Look at it this way, everyone'll give you a hug at women's studies on monday"

"Just call me Mr Grey, these are my red pants of pain"

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You forget these classics -

'I've got a knife, call for help and I'll gut you'

'You might as well give it up, because if you don't, I'll tell your husband we shagged anyway'

'You look after me and I'll buy every one of your Big Issues'

and

"I have job in lunar house"

"Ok its not safer than the streets, but atleast its warmer than the streets"

"I won't put my clothes back on till you take yours off"

"Are you asleep? Good"

"I was the 3rd one in Chaz and Dave"

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 2:25 PM BST

You forget these classics -

'You might as well give it up, because if you don't, I'll tell your husband we shagged anyway'

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and then we'll both stone you to death you whore.

That one is a classic in Tehran, Gaza city and Finsbury Park.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 2:34 PM BST

and then we'll both stone you to death you whore.

That one is a classic in Tehran, Gaza city and Finsbury Park.

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Quote: AJGO @ July 14 2012, 2:09 PM BST

Sadly I don't think that's the case with the type of man I think he may be. But he may not be, I might just be being a bitch because he made me feel awkward. He didn't actually do anything wrong. I'm quite a horrible person now I come to consider it.

Two out of three of those were actually true at the time

Damn, I don't suit baseball caps at all.

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Take the advice: 'act as if nothing has happened' because according to what you've written nothing DID happen.

Just to clear this up for you. Yes, you are being a bitch and he didn't make you feel awkward... YOU made you feel awkward.

Hope that helps.

rwayne, you are being needlessly rude and confrontational with other members. Please desist.

Quote: rwayne @ July 14 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Take the advice: 'act as if nothing has happened' because according to what you've written nothing DID happen.

Just to clear this up for you. Yes, you are being a bitch and he didn't make you feel awkward... YOU made you feel awkward.

Hope that helps.

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Still officially the funniest guy on the site.

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2012, 6:17 PM BST

rwayne, you are being needlessly rude and confrontational with other members.

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Huh? Since WHEN?!

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2012, 6:17 PM BST

rwayne, you are being needlessly rude and confrontational with other members. Please desist.

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That is your opinion and it's good to see you have one... despite you being
wrong.

Perhaps better not to be offended on another member's behalf? I'm sure AJGO will say if she is offended by me using her own words!

I can hear the banning stick being flexed...

Very well, have it your way.

At bloody last.

Rwayne, Rwayne go away, come again another...well...actually, never. Ta.

Wow, I did not predict it being me who finally prompted rwayne into getting banned. And when he was basically agreeing with me! Hmm, I'd better watch myself... Aaron, have I ever told you what a wonderful guy you are?

*Secretly misses rwayne*

Quote: AJGO @ July 14 2012, 6:48 PM BST

Wow, I did not predict it being me who finally prompted rwayne into getting banned. And when he was basically agreeing with me! Hmm, I'd better watch myself... Aaron, have I ever told you what a wonderful guy you are?

*Secretly misses rwayne cos I fancy him and every man who's horrible to me, like that builder I'm stalking. Actually I really hope Sootyj reedits this post and calls me Tramp Balls or something.*

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Suddenly making fun of you isn't fun anymore....

Quote: AJGO @ July 14 2012, 6:48 PM BST

Wow, I did not predict it being me who finally prompted rwayne into getting banned. And when he was basically agreeing with me! Hmm, I'd better watch myself... Aaron, have I ever told you what a wonderful guy you are?

*Secretly misses rwayne*

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Well you responded in such a histrionic and unreasonable manner.