Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 2:28 PM BSTBah! After four days of physically intensive, back breaking work, I now have to go to the stuper-market.
I really need a stupid wife to go to the shops for me and get my beer.
It's the future, do your shopping online.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 2:28 PM BSTBah! After four days of physically intensive, back breaking work, I now have to go to the stuper-market.
I really need a stupid wife to go to the shops for me and get my beer.
Are you the fella harrassing AJGO?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 14 2012, 2:33 PM BSTIt's the future, do your shopping online.
Beer or wife?
Just got back with my Corona and Kronenberg for this evening. Looking forward to lapsing into a pain killing coma later this evening.
Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 9:00 AM BSTThat was me Bill whats the password again?
antidisestablishmentarianismist
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 2:37 PM BSTAre you the fella harrassing AJGO?
She wishes. 
But seriously, I've been out of the game too long to just go up to a strange girl in the pub and demand she goes out with me.
That takes a huge amount of ignorant self confidence that I used to have, but has fallen by the wayside - much like my hopes and dreams. 
Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 12:26 PM BSTFInished the first draft yesterday so went out and had lots of draughts, and will shortly do some more of it.
With a venison hot dog for lunch!
Hmmm, Sherwood forest is not too far from you is it!
Quote: Badge @ July 14 2012, 12:57 PM BSTIt's like a regular hotdog, but dear.
*hides*
Going to see The Imagined Village performing tonight. Super-excited about being in the same room as Martin Carthy!
Last night, after a few beers, I performed a shirtless, interpretive dance to a really bad song in front of the neighborhood wives, all the while drawing on my body with colourful markers. I hope they weren't the permanent variety, because I look freakish.
Quote: DaButt @ July 14 2012, 4:11 PM BSTafter a few beers
God help you if you ever get properly smashed! 
The women all whipped out their phones and started taking video, so my future political career has been ruined.
DaButt is Magic Mike
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 4:26 PM BSTDaButt is Magic Marker Mike
Booyah!
So where were the neighbourhood husband
Phil Monty?
Quote: billwill @ July 14 2012, 3:10 PM BSTantidisestablishmentarianismist
AAARRGGGGGGGGGH! That brings back horrible memories of a horrible R.E. teacher. He made us learn how to say it, spell it and recite the meaning of it. Antidisestablishmentarianism that is, not it.
If you didn't know how to do any of those things when he picked on you, you had to stand on your desk for the rest of the lesson.
I think it means oposition or hostility to the disestablishment of a church. If I'm right the nightmares are going to start all over again. I think they have already.
Argh! Just to add to my 'no stupid wife' woes, I have friends coming round and have to clean up.
I swear, I'm going to go down the Gypo route and just steal some homeless people off the street.
Have fun everyone, will be back tomorrow hungover and cranky! 