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Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 10:58 AM BST

Oh dear watcha raging at?

EVERYTHING.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 14 2012, 11:15 AM BST

EVERYTHING.

Even kittenses? Teary

Quote: Loopey @ July 14 2012, 11:10 AM BST

I've got to sell my favourite old armchair and replace with riser recliner.
Goodbye favourite armchair, we had some good times. Teary

Aww.
*imagines you wailing and clinging on to it like Gary and his sofa in Men Behaving Badly*

Quote: Rob H @ July 14 2012, 11:23 AM BST

Even kittenses? Teary

Actually no. Kittens are the only thing that can help. They are the antirage.

I went to Nandos last night and had my chicken 'hot' which I'd had before and had no trouble with. It seemed hotter last night though and my stomach is a bit sore today.

Quote: Ben @ July 14 2012, 12:04 PM BST

I went to Nandos last night and had my chicken 'hot' which I'd had before and had no trouble with. It seemed hotter last night though and my stomach is a bit sore today.

Your stomach or your bum?

The old anus was a little sore this morning, but it's made of stern stuff and is ok now.

In other news, I'm planning to make a hot green chilli and lime sauce today. Need to go buy all the ingredients in a bit.

FInished the first draft yesterday so went out and had lots of draughts, and will shortly do some more of it. :) With a venison hot dog for lunch!

Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 12:26 PM BST

FInished the first draft yesterday so went out and had lots of draughts, and will shortly do some more of it. :) With a venison hot dog for lunch!

Well done
:)

But venison hotdog? you know you should never mix your meats.

It's like a regular hotdog, but dear.

*hides*

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2012, 11:42 AM BST

Aww.
*imagines you wailing and clinging on to it like Gary and his sofa in Men Behaving Badly*

That does seem likely. I will take a pic of it and have it framed. It can have pride of place on my office wall. :)

Quote: keewik @ July 13 2012, 9:26 PM BST

Brilliant! Well done! Possibly he isn't alcohic, just bad habits when depressed.

No, it was the real deal, including shakes and hallucinations when he tried to quit.

Quote: Loopey @ July 14 2012, 1:25 PM BST

That does seem likely. I will take a pic of it and have it framed. It can have pride of place on my office wall. :)

Lol. You MUST do that.

Quote: Ben @ July 14 2012, 12:04 PM BST

I went to Nandos last night

My condolences.

Bah! After four days of physically intensive, back breaking work, I now have to go to the stuper-market.

I really need a stupid wife to go to the shops for me and get my beer.

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