Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 14 2012, 2:13 PM BSTIt is 100% your fault, you evil bad woman person. I'd ring him up if I were you and take him up on his most generous offer.
*secretly adds 'bullying and intimidation' to his list of chat up techniques*
Renegade chat up lines
"I'll watch your drink while you go to the toilet"
"Are you still dressed?"
"I bought you a kebab and I know the school you're bunking off from"
"I gave your dad in Pakistan 2 goats so it's da law"
"Scouts honor it's aspirin."
"Look at it this way, everyone'll give you a hug at women's studies on monday"
"Just call me Mr Grey, these are my red pants of pain"