Quote: DaButt @ July 13 2012, 3:23 PM BSTWho needs lawyers when you have a handgun?
Riley has visions of self as Judge Dredd handing out justice to stupid woman. 
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Something that has the potential to seriously piss me off so I'll get it in now !
You know all this shit weather we're having? Well, come the Olympics, if we have three weeks of the most glorious weather for it I am going to be very pissed off !
I want to see the competitors, the twats that went in the ballot for tickets, the organisers, Tory Coe and all the IOC hangers on, throughly soaked !
Especially the opening ceremony.
Dripping wet, covered in mud, forced to shelter in McDonald's and live on that shit for the duration.
Etc, etc.
Watch this space for developments.
I bet it will be scorching hot the whole time. Just to spite us.
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 9:18 PM BSTI bet it will be scorching hot the whole time. Just to spite us.
In which case you are going to have one seriously pissed grumpy old pensioner stalking these boards !!
That should read 'pissed off' but I think I'll leave the Freudian slip stand !
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 13 2012, 9:26 PM BSTIn which case you are going to have one seriously pissed grumpy old pensioner stalking these boards !!
That should read 'pissed off' but I think I'll leave the Freudian slip stand !
Well, that's one way of tackling the Olympics.
And you can't even eat Cadbury's Dairy Milk without some bastard trying to make you win tickets for the Olympics:
Why is it our Olympians are on the ads telling us they eat Subways? What chance have we got if they eat that junk? Shouldn't they be eating, I dunno, specially selected cuisine, specifically tailored to their needs? Or at the very least, something vaguely healthy?
I expect the stadia have arrangements with junk food and crap pisswater - sorry - lager.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 13 2012, 9:07 PM BSTSomething that has the potential to seriously piss me off so I'll get it in now !
You know all this shit weather we're having? Well, come the Olympics, if we have three weeks of the most glorious weather for it I am going to be very pissed off !
I want to see the competitors, the twats that went in the ballot for tickets, the organisers, Tory Coe and all the IOC hangers on, throughly soaked !
Especially the opening ceremony.
Dripping wet, covered in mud, forced to shelter in McDonald's and live on that shit for the duration.
Etc, etc.
Watch this space for developments.
What a spoilsport you are 
It's something to celebrate having it on our doorsteps....I decree the sun will be splitting your stones OR.
40 denier tights!
I love them in winter, but have got really bored of wearing them in July! I expect to spend all my summer clothing budget on fake tan, not thick black tights to hide my milk-bottle legs 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 13 2012, 11:40 PM BSTWhat a spoilsport you are
Golly, rather, and a woof from Timmy the dog !
F**king arrogant men who ask you out in your own local when they reckon they're all in with the local, so you have to be friendly so you don't look like an uptight bitch in your own local and also cos they're proper built and you know you'll get floored if you tell them to not take liberties
Have you tried looking at their flies and sniggering? It might unnerve them. Maybe not.
Have you tried looking at their flies and sniggering? It might unnerve them. Maybe not.
Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 12:59 AM BSTHave you tried looking at their flies and sniggering? It might unnerve them. Maybe not.
Pretty sure I would get hands around my neck if I tried that or any piss-taking, even in a matey way.
F**k off out of my pub. There was no need for you to ask me out. You don't know me. It took all of my pleasantry-ability to get out of giving him my number. Just, why? Why?
Would pretending to be a lesbian work? Probably not with that type, I'm thinking.
Persistence is futile!