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Quote: Nogget @ July 13 2012, 5:48 PM BST

It's weird that men are expected to be able to do this, there's no reason why urinals couldn't have cubicles, too. Doesn't bother me, but I know many for whom it does, and presumably speaking out against it is difficult for them, because it makes them feel less manly.

You could start a campaign.
:D

I'm just so sorry I've read all this BEFORE my dinner. Sick

Could've been worse, it could've been about blood and gore.

I've noticed that some people are veeery sensitive about which words they hear when eating. I can happily munch through a meal however distasteful the conversation, but some of my companions insist that any 'poo' words are not used. I wonder what it's like to have language produce such a strong physiological effect? Is it like synaesthesia, and they actually taste what they hear?

*small voice* I have colour-graphemic synesthesia.

Even people without some special condition visualise words they hear (surely?).
Who wants to imagine shit while they eat? No one.

What really nauseates me - and I have to blank my mind to write this - are what I'll euphemistically call 'nasal products' and spitting.

Urgh. Most bodily functions can make me feel a bit iffy to be honest. Even hearing people chew or swallow can make me feel a bit ill sometimes.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 6:48 PM BST

Even people without some special condition visualise words they hear (surely?).
Who wants to imagine shit while they eat? No one.

I wouldn't want to smell it, but the sight of it, on a TV maybe, wouldn't be a problem. Probably means I'm a psychopath.

Hee! That is the only explanation.

Quote: Booo @ July 13 2012, 5:31 PM BST

I can't imagine anything worse than another guy standing next to me, comparing, giving me stage fright.

Guys look straight ahead and stare at the wall while peeing in urinals. Any other behavior is an indication of gayness.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 6:54 PM BST

Urgh. Most bodily functions can make me feel a bit iffy to be honest. Even hearing people chew or swallow can make me feel a bit ill sometimes.

The sound my dog makes licking herself is absolutely revolting.

And she likes to eat "things" she's not supposed to. I'd say it clearly but I don't want to upset anyone. But it's Sick Sick Sick.

Oh dear, lots of dogs seem to do that!

I do quite like the noises cats make when they are cleaning their paws and stuff. Is quite cute. Oh, and when they're lapping up milk! Aw.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2012, 7:16 PM BST

Oh, and when they're lapping up milk! Aw.

We're losing her!

Zooo, wake up!

Where am I?

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