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Obscure claims to fame

Amy Winehouse is the wife of my children's ex-headmaster's step-son.

Tied up Chris Tarrant once and I've seen Derek Batey in his underpants, neither of which I actually chose to do... and Derek Batey's tan, well that's only on his hands and head.

Quote: Mannikin Bird @ January 26, 2008, 9:41 PM

Tied up Chris Tarrant once and I've seen Derek Batey in his underpants, neither of which I actually chose to do... and Derek Batey's tan, well that's only on his hands and head.

At the same time?

One of Charley's parties methinks ;)

I'm related (apparently, and very, very distantly) to Cheryl Baker.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 26, 2008, 9:43 PM

At the same time?

One of Charley's parties methinks ;)

Tiswas Laughing out loud and a dressing room mix up :O

Why? who were you meant to tie up?

Blackpool Summer Season, oh what fun we had....

I share the same surname as Jenny from Atomic Kitten, and David from David Frost.

David Frostyboy? Never heard of him :D

Rod Stewart's uncle lives on my road.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 26, 2008, 9:57 PM

David Frostyboy? Never heard of him :D

He was a moderately successful, racist stand-up comedian, whose career was tragically cut short by the rise of political correctness. Sadly he died from "black man's pinch" in 1994.

I gave my pen to John Nettles.

I have shared a toilet with Mark Webster.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 26, 2008, 10:12 PM

Rod Stewart's uncle lives on my road.

Rod not bought him a house then?

Oh, John Inman queue jumped and nicked my cab.

Was it free?

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