Things that piss you off Page 1,027

Quote: zooo @ July 12 2012, 2:51 PM BST

People who drive their cars too fast past my house.
Won't they think of the children?!

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My neighbors are positively obsessed with yelling at speeding drivers; once a beer can was hurled at an exceptionally speedy vehicle.

I have to remind them that, before I knew any of them, I was scolded by a threesome of wives for "speeding" down the road at 12 miles per hour. (The speed limit is 20.)

Then I remind them of the time that I hit a neighborhood kid with my car. I was going 0 MPH because I could tell that the kid wasn't paying attention and was going to run into the road.

Streets are not playgrounds. Drivers should certainly do their best to be cautious when children are around, but most of the time it's the kid's fault when one gets hit by a car.

Ah, this one that pissed me off was definitely speeding, a teenage looking boy in a loud revved up shitty car.
Twunt.
99% of the cars that drive past are fine.

You need some sleeping policemen.

Yes. I shall get the local WI on to it!

P.C.Nod.

TTDon'tPYO (I know, crazy)

When you go for dinner in a restaurant and someone doesn't top up your wine glass for you. It is pathetic that I now consider this a blissful dining experience

Might I suggest dining at McDonalds?

I've had my laurels cut, imagine my annoyance when the neighbours rushed out to sweep up debris!.... Jesus, my bin was full!

It is like I am a scruffy person, and they left a definate line where 'their property' ended and shit,- (feel for you Riley.) Very annoyed

Offer them a Hardy handshake dellas.

Quote: Marc P @ July 13 2012, 8:19 AM BST

Offer them a Hardy handshake dellas. A cocktail of my own invention including petrol, boot polish and Johnny Walker Blue. They'll be Master of Caster-sick

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Some times MarcP you're Rude the Immature!

Word!

Car watch update:

The Volvo has not returned.
Key coded barriers now fitted round space which can only be deactivated by the Riley clans' cars - I wish. Spouse talked to tame solicitor last night and he fell off the chair laughing at stupid woman's misunderstanding of the legal position. Quote - "A boundary is boundary is a boundary". The space is within the boundary and therefore on our land. Solicitor has offered to write a brief note using short and easily understood words for the hard of intellect. Pictures may also be used to explain the concept of boundary, private road and civil trespass to property.

Riley is now somewhat more sympathetic to the Da Butt view of life and the Texan way of protecting property.

Just clamp the car and charge her to get it released. It's win win.

Quote: Marc P @ July 13 2012, 9:51 AM BST

Just clamp the car and charge her to get it released. It's win win.

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It's on the to do list if we can't get her to back down amicably.

Quote: KLRiley @ July 13 2012, 9:37 AM BST

Riley is now somewhat more sympathetic to the Da Butt view of life and the Texan way of protecting property.

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Who needs lawyers when you have a handgun?