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Car watch update: it was moved @7.05. Riley has so far resisted the temptation to run out and barricade the space but will just happen to park one of our cars there later on today.

Will be going out to buy red paint, signage and retractable bollards later.

Quote: KLRiley @ July 12 2012, 7:01 AM BST

Spouse and I read through the deeds properly. If they are a standard conveyance then stupid woman is not only committing trespass but is also in breach of at least two covenants herself. All actionable.

Mwahahahaha.

Oh bless. Hope she's realised that this is not good business. But probably good training for advising the Chancellor, who can't do maths either.

Sigh if you'd lived on an estate you could have slapped her and pulled her hair, whilst the neighbours cheered on.

And got pregnant off her husband, thus nicking half her child support.

So much easier.

Ads that go "I'm busy Mum". This apparently makes you the world expert of everything.

Apropos of nothing: People who think they know it all.

'Apropos of nothing' you say! :)

Nothing whatsoever.

Nothing will come of nothing. Speak again daughter lest thy words mar your fate!

'Nothing whatsoever' you say. Hmmm, strokes chin thoughtfully.

Oh nuncle thou should have been old before thou wast wise.

I'm bard with this now.

Quote: zooo @ July 12 2012, 1:55 PM BST

Apropos of nothing: People who think they know it all.

You know it!

Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2012, 2:23 PM BST

I'm bard with this now.

it was much ado about nothing.

I'm done with it.

People who drive their cars too fast past my house.
Won't they think of the children?!
(And by children I of course mean cats. Who cares about kids?)

Is a nuncle the touchy-feely uncle you tended to avoid when you were a kid?

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