WHat do you get if you throw a cat against a wall!
Silly Jokes About Cats. Page 4
Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2012, 11:03 AM BSTWHat do you get if you throw a cat against a wall!
Mu
Nothat's a cow 
Well, this thread has made no one look good!
But, if nothing else, may I just say, it's British* not brittish.
Actually I think it would be more accurate to call me Brutish.
Land of hope and glory.
You'd better not f**k with we.
You're going to get your
f**king head kicked in.
boom boom
you're f**king head kicked in!
The second You're should be a your. If it helps?
[quote name="sootyj" post="892144" date="July 12 2012, 12:13 PM ]
You're going to get your
f**king head kicked in.
boom boom
you're f**king head kicked in![/quote]
Leaving him catatonic?
Cataplectic
Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2012, 12:06 PM BSTNothat's a cow
It's pronounced 'Mew'. That was a f**king awesome joke. You bunch of heathens.
Catastrophically injured
Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2012, 12:14 PM BSTThe second You're should be a your. If it helps?
Yeh it does but I'm still not letting you let you use it in your new book
"5 get shitfaced on c**t island"
I'm liking the title!
And Mew, is spelled Miaow. 
Quote: AJGO @ July 12 2012, 12:35 PM BSTThat was a f**king awesome joke.
Cheers 
Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2012, 12:38 PM BSTI'm liking the title!
And Mew, is spelled Miaow.
Cheers
If you have to have it explained to you, then, um, find someone who's better at explaining stuff. My joke was still f**king awesome though. Have another
Quote: AJGO @ July 12 2012, 12:48 PM BSTIf you have to have it explained to you, then, um, find someone who's better at explaining stuff.
There's only one person I know who is awesome at explaining things!
Q: What's the difference between a cat and an empty crisp (USA=chips) packet?
A: You can only kick the crisp packet about 2 foot.
