Your Country Needs You!!!!

I actually think this would be a fantastic idea in real life.
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Is life getting you down. Maybe your partner is leaving you. Your college work has gone down the pan. Maybe you are in debt up to your eyeballs, or just tired of life. Well dont despair! We can help you.
We are calling all suicidals on our fight with terror.
Why jump off a bridge when you can fly into a building. Why lay down on a train track when you can lay in a fox hole & let off a grenade. Go out with a BOOOOOOOOM rather than a Pfffff!
Terminaly ill's excepted!
Join the British Army NOW!. Full training given.
Lets fight these bastards, fire with fire.
Your Country Needs You.

That's great, Charley.
I could imagine that workin really well on the tv or radio in a sitcom. Just on ranomly in the background so it's subtle but all the more funnier for it (like the characters don't pay any attention as if it's normal).

I really hope you were joking in your intro though

Very funny. Didn't expect it to unravel that way. And of course, sensible policies for a stronger Britain.

Good. Reminds me of. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II

This is usual Charley, she could write a note for the milkman and we'd all want to read it, and the window cleaner, and the coalman, and the paper boy

It's seems that anything that Charley writes is a racing certainty of ending in a stiffy for someone.

You've noticed that too?

Quote: ian_w @ January 26, 2008, 5:07 PM

I really hope you were joking in your intro though

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Nope I am serious. If I was suicidal or dying, I would much rather go out with a bang & do something for my C**tree.

Cheers guy's. I kind of got the idea from Bill Hicks who reckon the terminaly ill should become stunt people.
I just though the army could get more use.

Hi Charley

I like this one and it's all the better for it not being your usual raunchy stylee. I'm a nice boy you see?

Very good idea.

And then we should follow them up with all the Manchester United supporters.