Quote: David Chapman @ January 25, 2008, 6:36 PMAre you looking for any new material?
A bit like Rik Waller's tailor, I've got quite a lot of material at the mo - ta for the offer though! Sorry - I didn't mean my post to sound overly-grand - it's not really - the sketch show is very much in the formative stages and I'll be amazed if it gets beyond the pilot. Still, I remain hopeful...
Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 11:07 PMIf I could blow it myself, I'd be too busy to write any sketches!
Quote: Tuumble @ January 25, 2008, 11:06 PMI already know Perry by another name and therefore any queue starts with me.
Fortunately, any request for naked photos haven't included me as a subject...yet.
I'm still waiting big boy...
Quote: Perry Nium @ January 25, 2008, 11:10 PMA bit like Rik Waller's tailor, I've got quite a lot of material at the mo - ta for the offer though! Sorry - I didn't mean my post to sound overly-grand - it's not really - the sketch show is very much in the formative stages and I'll be amazed if it gets beyond the pilot. Still, I remain hopeful...
Sorry, but all I read was "la di da di da, lar dee dar dee dar"
Honestly well done with actually writing some stuff and getting somewhere, whereas I just waste time on here 
Oh and perhaps you can confirm that I haven't really sent you 2178 sketches. Hope you liked the naked photos though.
Quote: Perry Nium @ January 25, 2008, 5:35 PMI'm working on a few upcoming shows for Baby Cow and Objective Productions. Also got my own sketch show in at BBC Scotland that goes into pilot stage in March. Other than that, still regularly pitching sitcom ideas and new stuff to whoever will listen! Chuck enough shit and all that...
I do a fantastic blow job. I have an amazing long tongue. The rest of me is quite shit, but just think about the tongue. *Lickety licky lick*
I have a long tongue.
Quote: Leevil @ January 25, 2008, 11:22 PMI have a long tongue.
Well you suck his cock for me then! 
I'm liking this forum more and more each day!
Quote: Perry Nium @ January 26, 2008, 2:00 PMI'm liking this forum more and more each day!
Me too Perry...or should I call you Wots 
The topic is 'What are you doing to further your writing career', not 'Who are you doing to further your writing career'!!
Quote: James Williams @ January 26, 2008, 2:30 PMThe topic is 'What are you doing to further your writing career', not 'Who are you doing to further your writing career'!!
The casting couch is open to writers too me thinks.
Shooting other writers dead.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 26, 2008, 5:02 PMShooting other writers dead.
Frankie, your post appears to be a rip-off of one I posted earlier in this thread:
Quote: frostyboy @ January 23, 2008, 4:38 PMI concocted a complex plan to murder at least 75% of Britain's comedy writers, in order to increase the likelihood of job opportunities coming my way. I was ready to go out and commence my killing spree one night, but I realised that Mighty Boosh was about to start on BBC3, so I watched that instead. At present, the plan is on hold.
However, as I didn't state the method with which I was planning to commit murder, you've narrowly managed to get away with plagiarism.
Shooting a sketch where I engage in the world's most inept smack talk with a twenty foot tall mexican wrestler. If that doesn't seal the deal with the gatekeepers of TV comedy I'm at a loss.
