Quote: zooo @ July 9 2012, 11:00 PM BSTFYI, I'm avoiding the feminism thread as I assume it will only annoy me at some point.
I do the same thing with Cats!, The Really Nice Wimmins Thread and Weird Dreams. It's just not worth going on there and losing it big time.
You've not missed much, just the bog standard guff from me.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2012, 11:00 PM BSTFYI, I'm avoiding the feminism thread as I assume it will only annoy me at some point. So if anything needs modding in there let me know.
Hopefully it's all fine and dandy though!
Just Carpark swinging (or whatever the movement of small things is called) his dick around 
Quote: Will Cam @ July 9 2012, 11:05 PM BSTJust Carpark swinging (or whatever the movement of small things is called) his dick around
You didn't say it was small last night. 
*no more special cuddles for Will Cam*
Lap cats = excellent happy makers.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 11:03 PM BSTI do the same thing with Cats!,
Well here's news for you.
We don't want you on the Cats thread.
We're quite happy on our own aren't we Zooo, Nat, L.E. ?
Lol, I do rather like the Cats thread, I must say. T'is a small pocket of loveliness in the dystopian horror that is the internet.
So zooo is still here, ah so all is well after all! Hello Zooo! My what a lot of posts you got now.. Good to see you got a life then.. :-) Only joshing you, how's Aaron these days? Fx
Overdid the vocal chords last night. My voice hurts. Not good sign for gig later. Self medicating lots of honey and lemon drinks. BOO to human limitations!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 9 2012, 10:59 PM BSTtinkled on the guitar for a bit.
I am going to buy a Banjo Ukele to add to my collection of instruments I can't play! 
And so I can write the song for 'Turned out Shite again!'
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 10 2012, 12:36 AM BSTWe don't want you on the Cats thread.
That's a bit like saying, 'we don't want you watching Take Me Out, doing knitting patterns or peeing sitting down'. It's really not a problem for me to stay away.
Quote: Marc P @ July 10 2012, 9:50 AM BSTI am going to buy a Banjo Ukele to add to my collection of instruments I can't play!
"And so I can write the song for 'Turned out Shite again!'"
Said MarkP as he finished his elevenses of neat surgical alcohol and valium.
Which followed his morning eye opener of guiness, gin and boot polish drunk from a wellington boot.Now I'm going to play the milk man a lovely Beatles melody on my Feder Stratocaster.
"Don't do it you drunken fool that's not a stratocaster it's a bren gun the dairy's about to cut us off!"
Screamed Mrs Marc Pbut alas too late.
The milk float practically flew up the massive drive as the tracers whizzed over head.
"I look at the clock and see it needs turning...."
warbled MarcP tunefully.
It's all go in Sheringham!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 10 2012, 9:58 AM BSTThat's a bit like saying, 'we don't want you watching Take Me Out, doing knitting patterns or peeing sitting down'. It's really not a problem for me to stay away.
What's wrong with peeing sitting down?
It's the perfect position for reading the Daily Mail and makes much less mess.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 10 2012, 2:13 AM BSTSo zooo is still here, ah so all is well after all! Hello Zooo! My what a lot of posts you got now.. Good to see you got a life then.. :-) Only joshing you, how's Aaron these days? Fx
Uh oh, Frankie's back. I think it's officially declared after 20,000 posts one has no life. We have a ceremony and everything.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2012, 10:13 AM BSTIt's all go in Sheringham!
Not half! And that's the last time Ernie will be clapping his eyes on her hot meat pies I can tell you!
