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Feminism: Right To Equality Page 2

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 7:59 PM BST

As men and women, we have equal rights under the law. However, Nat Wicks has posited that we are still not equal..

Are you disagreeing with that statement by Nat Wicks?

Because, if so, do you walk around with a plastic bag over your head? (Other than in the privacy of your own cell home)?

Surely, the evidence for the fact that women are treated as second-class in this male-oriented world is all around us? Most men just take women for granted and condescendingly patronise the s**t out of them in many different ways.

And another thing is for sure: remove women from the world equation and society would collapse, as the male of the species bursts into tears at the realisation that finally he's going to have to do the physical work which is normally done by women.. and not sit around on his arse all day.

If males were to be removed from said equation, however, the female would roll her sleeves up in a burst of pragmatism and get on with it.

I'm with the sisters on this one.

Reaches for notebook.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 8:58 PM BST

Then you will never, ever be happy.

This.

I think it's a bit naive to expect anything else from the world.

Quote: Ben @ July 9 2012, 9:28 PM BST

This.

I think it's a bit naive to expect anything else from the world.

Especially with people like you out there. Just the worst.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 9 2012, 9:27 PM BST

And another thing is for sure: remove women from the world equation and society would collapse, as the male of the species bursts into tears at the realisation that finally he's going to have to do the physical work which is normally done by women.. and not sit around on his arse all day.

If males were to be removed from said equation, however, the female would roll her sleeves up in a burst of pragmatism and get on with it.

What a load of bullshit.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2012, 9:30 PM BST

Especially with people like you out there. Just the worst.

IRON MY SHIRT!

Quote: DaButt @ July 9 2012, 9:31 PM BST

What a load of bullshit.

Hypothetical bullshit.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 9 2012, 9:27 PM BST

Surely, the evidence for the fact that women are treated as second-class in this male-oriented world is all around us? Most men just take women for granted and condescendingly patronise the s**t out of them in many different ways.

Well, I did make a point of mentioning the Western First World, which we are all members of.

I think the way women are treated in other cultures is horrendous and there is quite rightly a need for a feminist movement in these societies because women don't have equal rights under the law.

However, here in the UK and countries similar to our own, I don't see women being treated like shit as you so eloquently put it. If anything, the reverse is true, they are afforded an incredible amount of rights, benefits and privildeges, particularly if they have children, that men do not.

PRESENTING BCG'S NEW SCIFI SHOW!

"ARGUMENTATIVE COCK STAND LOST IN TIME!"

INTERIOR DAY
A bright white lab ala 60s scifi TV shows, there is a big spinning time tunnel thing in the background.

Lady scientists in sexy specs, tightly bunned hair and tight white cabs with white stockings wander round in a sexy, but scientific manner.

A lone bloke in a works coat mops the floor whilst smoking a tab.

PROFESSOR HOOTERS
Why Dr Juggs? Why did you send him back through time? Why not a scientist, or a scholar, or David Attenborough? Why send an argumentative prick back in time?

DR JUGGS
First of all he's an argumentative cock stand. And secondly why are you shouting at me? I'm on my montlies!

PROFESSOR HOOTERS
Me too!

PROFESSOR HOOTERS, DR JUGGS AND ALL THE OTHER SEXY BUT BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS HUG.

MAN MOPPING THE FLOOR
Eh phwoorthat's going in the wank bank.

PROFESSOR HOOTERS
Where exactly did you send the obdurate sod?

DR JUGGS
Oh nowhere special. Just 17th century Australia before the English discovered it.

5 MINUTES LATER!

THE SEXY SCIENTISTS ARE BEING CHASED AROUND THE LAB BY A HORDE OF PERVERTED ABORIGINES. SHOUTING MISOGYNISTIC STATEMENT IN THEIR INCOMPREHENSIBLE LANGUAGE.

PROFESSOR HOOTERS
God damn you Renegade Car Park!

DR JUGGS
You argumentative cock stand!

MAN MOPPING THE FLOOR WHO IS CLEARLY MASTURBATING THROUGH HIS TROUSERS
God bless you RCP!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 9 2012, 9:38 PM BST

So you do walk around with a plastic bag over your head.

Bless.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 9 2012, 9:38 PM BST

So you do walk around with a plastic bag over your head.

Has a pregnant woman ever given up her seat for me on the Tube? No. Has a woman ever held open a door for me? Never. Can I jump the council housing queue by showing the authorities my beer gut? Not likely. Could I cry my way out of a dodged train fare? Like, no way. Can I use make up to cover up all my sins? I could, but I'd probably get beats. When I switch on the telly, is most of it programmes for ladyfolk? You betcha.

If you want a level playing field, then it has to be totally equal, you can't have the advantages without the disadvantages.

I would really like to know in what way women in Britain are treated like second class citizens.

Quote: sootyj @ July 9 2012, 9:38 PM BST

MAN MOPPING THE FLOOR
Eh phwoorthat's going in the wank bank.

Laughing out loud

(you know me so well!)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 9:44 PM BST

Has a pregnant woman ever given up her seat for me on the Tube? No.

Well I should hope not. I bet you'd take if she did, wouldn't you? You're the worst person alive.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 9 2012, 9:47 PM BST

More lipstick?
;)

Not where you want to put it ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 9:45 PM BST

Has a woman ever held open a door for me? Never.

Never? Women held open doors for me on a few occasions just today. It's probably just that they don't like the look of you.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2012, 9:46 PM BST

Well I should hope not. I bet you'd take if she did, wouldn't you? You're the worst person alive.

Nope. I am a very gentlemanly gentleman. I even help old ladies with their heavy suitcases and young mums with their baby buggies when travelling on the Tube.

Most of the time, I don't even bother sitting down, because soon as I do, a one legged, pregnant nun will get on and I'm up again.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 9:45 PM BST

Has a pregnant woman ever given up her seat for me on the Tube? No. Has a woman ever held open a door for me? Never. Can I jump the council housing queue by showing the authorities my beer gut? Not likely. Could I cry my way out of a dodged train fare? Like, no way. Can I use make up to cover up all my sins? I could, but I'd probably get beats. When I switch on the telly, is most of it programmes for ladyfolk? You betcha.

If you want a level playing field, then it has to be totally equal, you can't have the advantages without the disadvantages.

I would really like to know in what way women in Britain are treated like second class citizens.

Laughing out loud

(you know me so well!)

Finally "argumentative cock stand lost in time" will return possibly in

Mrs Thatch lust for Tory!

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