Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 10:48 AM BSTDid you show him your oyster?
Booyah!
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Happy birthday L.E.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 8 2012, 9:52 PM BSTWas named as a 'Recommended Act of 2012' by Funny's Funny competition. Really pleased!
Nice one Nat!
In a daft big pile of emails (sorry if I haven't replied to anyone yet, will do so as soon as enough coffee has been drank), AJGO spotted one from producer saying would I like to be paid a small fee to write rants on the company website. So we have learnt that despite it making you look like a crazy lady, one should always embrace their rantiness, because one day someone will offer you money for doing exactly what you were doing anyway. Sweet.
Oh great, first Nat Wicks gets Recommended and now AJGO is getting paid to write rants.
Whereas, I compose startingly original birthday poems about shoving the entire cast of Glee up my bumhole, and what do I get? Just a series of swift kicks to my three left balls, that's what. Bah!
Congrats to both Nat Wicks and AJGO - well done lovely ladies of the BCG. You are both very talented and funny and I hope you guys go from strength to strength.
Aw,.you big softy.
Aj, if you need a cheeky ghost writer on any days you can't be arsed I'm magnificently adept at destroying select targets 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 9 2012, 12:05 PM BSTAw,.you big softy.
That!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 9 2012, 12:05 PM BSTAj, if you need a cheeky ghost writer on any days you can't be arsed I'm magnificently adept at destroying select targets
Ha, might take you up on that, just heard Boris on a radio advert and am so irritated I can't actually write. You'd think they could edit out his peculiar pauses in speech so that it didn't last twice as long as it bloody needed to.
Boris is aces
He was in the Times on Friday using Islamophobic language to defend the bankers.
And was still charming
Yay Boris!
AJGO has spent all morning wading through emails and texts and still hasn't sorted them all. Need to do some actual work rather than just preen at my job offers.
Is it time for a nap yet?
Have found a note I've written that just says 'Re. Sept 8th'. It is unhelpful.
If I'm supposed to be doing something on Sept 8th, can person/s involved pm me please?!
Well done, Nats (and you were so worried about it ) and AJGO.
Getting paid for writing rants sounds like a dream job.
Will Cam is sat on the toilet.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 9 2012, 3:51 PM BSTWill Cam is sat on the toilet.
Is the lid up or down?
Quote: Will Cam @ July 9 2012, 3:51 PM BSTWill Cam is sat on the privy in the backyard. Contemplating whether to use a piece of newspaper with a picture of David Cameron, or a shiny poster advertising Peter Kays new show.
How do Will Cam I'm in t'privy next door!
I am going to kill some kids in a minute. Little buggers out on my front garden, playing with whistles, being all happy and noisy and child-like. Not on!!!
Do you have a water gun...?
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2012, 4:13 PM BSTDo you have a water gun...?
One of them peskies is my own...
Edit: she's just come in and I'm sitting here eating her packet of Wotsits. I didn't dare make eye contact and she's not noticed. Phew!