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:D Don't Rwayne on my Parade Nat.

I can't bear any more!

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Quote: Will Cam @ July 7 2012, 11:08 AM BST

:D Don't Rwayne on my Parade Nat.

You know she's right...

Sorry guys don't know what came over me. I'll Rwayne myself in.

Its rwayning men or possibly women

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2012, 11:30 AM BST

Its rwayning men or possibly women

Laughing out loud

I feel sorry for people up north, they're getting an entire month's rwayne in the space of 24 hours.

Wow, I have to give rwayne credit though, I've never seen cuddly, lovely, billwill lose it like that.

Right, have to get ready for the Drinks and pull my least wrinkly and stained clothes from the bottom of the wash pile and quickly swipe a moudly damp cloth round my knacker sack. Not sure what cologne to wear today, Harpic or Febreze. I'm feeling playful, so might just go for Flash All Purpose with a hint of lemon.

Laterz!

I suggest we just totally ignore rwayne; send him to Coventry.

If it were not for his/her seemingly total lack of any talent whatso- ever, I'd have thought rwayne was old Roodeye, returned in another guise. But Roodeye was occasionally funny and had flashes of real wit and intelligence.

Pah, just setting off to town. Hope we don't get drowned by a flooding Thames.

F**king weather, I've had to go back home to get changed and missed the train.
It's not my fault I was being optimistic.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 7 2012, 12:02 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I feel sorry for people up north, they're getting an entire month's rwayne in the space of 24 hours.

Wow, I have to give rwayne credit though, I've never seen cuddly, lovely, billwill lose it like that.

Right, have to get ready for the Drinks and pull my least wrinkly and stained clothes from the bottom of the wash pile and quickly swipe a moudly damp cloth round my knacker sack. Not sure what cologne to wear today, Harpic or Febreze. I'm feeling playful, so might just go for Flash All Purpose with a hint of lemon.

Laterz!

I heard he glassed Charles Babbage because he wanted to run celtix on his diference engine.

Now I'm on the train with Janice Battersby and she's talking about a boot fair tomorrow.

Quote: billwill @ July 7 2012, 12:15 PM BST

I suggest we just totally ignore rwayne; send him to Coventry.

If it were not for his/her seemingly total lack of any talent whatso- ever, I'd have thought rwayne was old Roodeye, returned in another guise. But Roodeye was occasionally funny and had flashes of real wit and intelligence.

Pah, just setting off to town. Hope we don't get drowned by a flooding Thames.

I think ignoring me is an excellent idea (I'm pleased you listened when I suggested it)

I'm surprised to find out, though, that these internet forums are seen as places to display our talents! you learn something every day.

It breaks my heart that you don't think I'm funny and you saw right through my attempts to cover the fact that I ache for your approval by never having 'spoken' to you directly in the couple of years I've been on here... But, to be fair, what person could compete with the hilarity of a man wearing a hat, but get this... on top of ANOTHER hat!... I don't think 'genius' is too strong a word.

rwayne, do you enjoy your time on here?

It's kind of hard to ignore you, I've always skimmed passed your posts but it makes it hard when other keep replying/arguing with you. I have to skip pages instead just posts.

To everyone else. If you think he's a troll, then don't feed him. To his fans, as you were.

Quote: Lazzard @ July 7 2012, 10:57 AM BST

Have at it with secateurs or shears. It'll grow back whatever you do.
Fora neat(-er) finish, cut the bulk off roughly then remove cut and damaged leaves separately.

You devil.
I've been valiantly resisting the number of "Rwayne' songs that could be applied.
But I fear you may have opened the floodgates.

Can I play? (If I'm not already in Coventry)

rwayne in a manger

Quote: Lee @ July 7 2012, 3:14 PM BST

rwayne, do you enjoy your time on here?

It's kind of hard to ignore you, I've always skimmed passed your posts but it makes it hard when other keep replying/arguing with you. I have to skip pages instead just posts.

To everyone else. If you think he's a troll, then don't feed him. To his fans, as you were.

I've said it before that people should do exactly as you do. Ignore me if you wish that's how it shoud be. The problem is those who choose to be 'irate' as soon as they see my name before, even, they read what's written.

It's ok with me though I'm never offended by any of it... but if anyone feels happy referring to me directly or posting their dislike of me it may result in me replying that's all. You can dislike or disapprove or whatever all you like with what I post but I can't be held responsible for what others post.

Quote: Lee @ July 7 2012, 3:14 PM BST

rwayne, do you enjoy your time on here?

Course he does, as he's getting what he wants. Who knows why any of these internet berks do it, or what they get out of it, beyond sexual stimulation, but he's getting it in spades.

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