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Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 9:05 PM BST

I chose spinster because is is imasculating and that is funny. I'm funny, me!

Jeez, what's that smell, have you been playing in the drains? P, and indeed, U.

*my plan to give Nat Wicks a neurotic complex has just entered Alpha Stage One. That'll teach her to emasculate me. Pirate *

;)

I totally have been playing in drains. Big poopy manholes. Well, not in. Near. And not playing.. more clearing. I smell like milkshake because my shower gel is raspberry and vanilla and I cleaned very thoroughly :) You see, I can wash away drainy poop smell, but you can't clean off your stinking attitude.

BOOOOOOOMMMMM! ZIIINNNNGGGG! etc. (I like to over congratulate myself if I do a rubbish insult. It makes my life easier to handle.)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 9:53 PM BST

I totally have been playing in Big poopy manholes.

:O

Not anuses, silly face.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 9:59 PM BST

Not anuses, silly face.

Anii?

Quote: TopBanana @ July 5 2012, 3:27 PM BST

There's a thing on Facebook about a 'DNS Virus' check up we should do. Apparently, you'll lose interweb connections on Monday if you're infected :/

I've Googled it and it seems true.

:(

For more information and how to test, see the page I wrote on my support website.

http://www.datahighways.net/support/topic.asp?topic_id=336&forum_id=19

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 11:38 PM BST

Then, as I say, step away from the internet and get some fresh air because that is, frankly, ridiculous.

Oh do belt up rwayne, it is you that is being ridiculous.

Quote: rwayne @ July 6 2012, 12:14 PM BST

It's very flattering that, evidentially, you read everything I post but that being said the two or three people that expressed an opinion on what I said do not constitute 'most people'

As for 'don't listen and unwilling to learn' well... maybe you could point me to any post you've made that gives your reasons as to why you disagreed with what I said I'd be happy to read it...but you didn't and you haven't so you can't.

As for speaking for most people you really shouldn't, just speak for yourself otherwise you run the risk of being a bit patronising and your comments on what other people think might come accross as a bit unwarranted.

Do belt up rwayne, you are boring, boring, boring. You add nothing of interest to this forum, you just moan & moan & moan.

And THAT is why you are considered to be a berk, Clear!

:) Top Banana- help - lourals have gone mad grown 2 ft in a month- really have to cut- ideas please! thanksx

The chicken madras from last night has just made a reappearance. And, yes, I'm talking about my anus.

Quote: billwill @ July 7 2012, 1:19 AM BST

Do belt up rwayne, you are boring, boring, boring. You add nothing of interest to this forum, you just moan & moan & moan.

And THAT is why you are considered to be a berk, Clear!

I'm clear on what you think, yes.

Thanks for your feedback it is important to me.

Are you sure 'boring' is the word you wanted to use? Apparently you read all my
posts and had steam coming out the top of your head for a good hour and half that you had to post a second 'belt up'

You know you do have the option, if you see my name by a post, not to read it, right? Furthermore you have the option not to comment on it, even once let alone having a think for an hour and half and coming back and posting again.

The reading of this thread would appear to have held your interest a good long time early this morning, you might not like me but bored you weren't!

(oh and both your posts above were just moaning weren't they?)

Oh no, it's Rwayne-ing again.

Quote: dellas @ July 7 2012, 4:53 AM BST

:) Top Banana- help - lourals have gone mad grown 2 ft in a month- really have to cut- ideas please! thanksx

Have at it with secateurs or shears. It'll grow back whatever you do.
Fora neat(-er) finish, cut the bulk off roughly then remove cut and damaged leaves separately.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 7 2012, 10:54 AM BST

Oh no, it's Rwayne-ing again.

You devil.
I've been valiantly resisting the number of "Rwayne' songs that could be applied.
But I fear you may have opened the floodgates.

Quote: Lazzard @ July 7 2012, 10:57 AM BST

You devil.
I've been valiantly resisting the number of "Rwayne' songs that could be applied.
But I fear you may have opened the floodgates.

:D Purple Rwyane

Why does it always Rwayne on me?

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