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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 6 2012, 12:04 PM BSTNot anymore more candy flaps.
I am very proud of myself. I have written some 267 pages or so, featuring yoof gangs and individuals and have only once used the expression innit. Good innit? 
Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2012, 1:10 PM BSTI am very proud of myself. I have written some 267 pages or so, featuring yoof gangs and individuals and have only once used the expression innit. Good innit?
Isn't it yoot?
Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2012, 1:02 PM BSTI saw a dead pigeon on the road yesterday with a smushed head. I didn't like the idea of him getting mangled any more by cars, and gawped at ny ghoulish pedestrians, so I picked him up by the foot and chucked him into the grass verge.
Did you wash your hands before eating dinner?
Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2012, 1:10 PM BSTI am very proud of myself. I have written some 267 pages or so, featuring yoof gangs and individuals and have only once used the expression innit. Good innit?
They don't say innit any more. That's soooooo 2011.
Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2012, 1:10 PM BSTI am very proud of myself. I have written some 267 pages or so, featuring yoof gangs and individuals and have only once used the expression innit. Good innit?
Did anyone get 'juked up'?
Quote: L.E. @ July 6 2012, 1:10 PM BSTDid you wash your hands before eating dinner?
Yes. 
I fear the pigeon was dinner.
Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2012, 1:02 PM BSTI saw a dead pigeon on the road yesterday with a smushed head. I didn't like the idea of him getting mangled any more by cars, and gawped at ny ghoulish pedestrians, so I picked him up by the foot and chucked him into the grass verge.
You are a gentle soul, Chip.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 6 2012, 12:38 PM BSTI'll high five you rwayne. You actually attempted to make a funny and that should be applauded by all.
It would be very easy to write you off as a bad tempered troll with no social skills, but I think we at the BCG should do our very best to care and nurture for you. Give you the room to grow and learn and laugh...and maybe one day, discover love.
*RC twirls around in his tie dyed hippy dress singing Joan Baez and banging his tambourine*
Aw. Give me my dress back
Quote: rwayne @ July 6 2012, 12:39 PM BSTI like it! I may use it as the little picture under my name.
(Well I would if I knew how)
Marc, help rwayne avatar up please
Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2012, 1:02 PM BSTI saw a dead pigeon on the road yesterday with a smushed head. I didn't like the idea of him getting mangled any more by cars, and gawped at ny ghoulish pedestrians, so I picked him up by the foot and chucked him into the grass verge.
Aw. Chip is nice
Anyhoo; woot, woot- oh, wait, that's the sound of da police. Whoo, whoo- that's the sound of AJGO on hearing a producer say 'Have some money and write me an original sitcom episode'. The first line scans better for a rap song, I'll admit
'Stop scrumping my apples you behooded youths of today!'
'Yah boo sucks!' the miscreants raged before setting fire to Mr. Alderman's prize marrow, like those rioters, in that London.
Chilling stuff as always Marc. 
Quote: AJGO @ July 6 2012, 1:16 PM BSTAnyhoo; woot, woot- oh, wait, that's the sound of da police. Whoo, whoo- that's the sound of AJGO on hearing a producer say 'Have some money and write me an original sitcom episode'. The first line scans better for a rap song, I'll admit
Booyaka-sha!
Well done AJGO, money for writing is the dream. Once you get paid, then you're a pro...professional writer not a prostimatute.
Quote: AJGO @ July 6 2012, 1:16 PM BSTWhoo, whoo- that's the sound of AJGO on hearing a producer say 'Have some money and write me an original sitcom episode'. The first line scans better for a rap song, I'll admit
Woo!!!
Well done AJGO! Are there any drinks planned to celebrate, perchance?
Well done AJGO
what's it for?
Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2012, 1:10 PM BSTIsn't it yoot?
Who are you? Da proot reader?