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Quote: rwayne @ July 6 2012, 12:30 PM BST

Shall I assume from that, Marc, you are a number one?

Come on... anybody?... oh come on!

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I'll high five you rwayne. You actually attempted to make a funny and that should be applauded by all.

It would be very easy to write you off as a bad tempered troll with no social skills, but I think we at the BCG should do our very best to care and nurture for you. Give you the room to grow and learn and laugh...and maybe one day, discover love.

*RC twirls around in his tie dyed hippy dress singing Joan Baez and banging his tambourine*

I just can't watch.

Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2012, 12:39 PM BST

I just can't watch.

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Marc wins at the internet and life.

Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2012, 12:34 PM BST

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I like it! I may use it as the little picture under my name.

(Well I would if I knew how)

STUTUS REPORT: There is a tiny bird (some sort of finch maybe, I didn't get a look) out in the ornamental fruit tree outside my back window, beating his tiny wings really fast to get all of the rain drops off. Adorable.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 11:46 AM BST

I personally would choose, rather than to call you a berk, to explain what it is that makes you look like a berk to others.

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There's no need to, he knows what he's doing; look at all the responses he's getting. Job done. He's a pro.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 6 2012, 12:38 PM BST

I'll high five you rwayne. You actually attempted to make a funny and that should be applauded by all.

It would be very easy to write you off as a bad tempered troll with no social skills, but I think we at the BCG should do our very best to care and nurture for you. Give you the room to grow and learn and laugh...and maybe one day, discover love.

*RC twirls around in his tie dyed hippy dress singing Joan Baez and banging his tambourine*

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Wise words... I feel like I've been touched by your gentle soul.

I'll keep this down here so as not to interfere with the re-edits of the above.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 12:41 PM BST

STUTUS REPORT: There is a tiny bird (some sort of finch maybe, I didn't get a look) out in the ornamental fruit tree outside my back window, beating his tiny wings really fast to get all of the rain drops off. Adorable.

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There was a MASSIVE squirrel in my outside bin yesterday. I mean, the size of a large house-cat, eating old bread furiously.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2012, 12:42 PM BST

There's no need to, he knows what he's doing; look at all the responses he's getting. Job done. He's a pro.

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Hello! I'm here!

Bloody rude is what that is.

I saw a big hedgehog the other day. It was ace.

Any more nature updates?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 12:41 PM BST

STUTUS REPORT: There is a tiny bird (some sort of finch maybe, I didn't get a look) out in the ornamental fruit tree outside my back window, beating his tiny wings really fast to get all of the rain drops off. Adorable.

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My cats are on the prowl, so there's been a blackbird shouting it's head off outside my office NON-STOP for about three hours now.
Not adorable.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2012, 12:44 PM BST

There was a MASSIVE squirrel in my outside bin yesterday. I mean, the size of a large house-cat, eating old bread furiously.

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I can't imagine a squirrel with a furious expression. They're so jovial in nature.

Quote: Lazzard @ July 6 2012, 12:46 PM BST

My cats are on the prowl, so there's been a blackbird shouting it's head off outside my office NON-STOP for about three hours now.
Not adorable.

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We've got about a dozen or so songbirds that live in our garden. They're delightful. Especially as my bedroom as at the front of the house so they don't wake me up!

I just saw a big snake in my pants...

...unfortunately, it was in the back of my pants.

Ironically, whilst blackbirds have some of the most delightful songs, their warning/danger signal is ( I suppose on purpose) particularly harsh - essentially the same note repeated ad infinitum.

We're lucky enough to have a song thrush that keeps coming back to the same tree.
Beyond lovely.

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2012, 12:45 PM BST

I saw a big hedgehog the other day. It was ace.

Any more nature updates?

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I saw a dead pigeon on the road yesterday with a smushed head. I didn't like the idea of him getting mangled any more by cars, and gawped at ny ghoulish pedestrians, so I picked him up by the foot and chucked him into the grass verge.