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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 11:39 PM BST

I take back what I just said. Go shag a coconut zooo.

;) :P

That sounds a little bit tricky!

Quote: sootyj @ July 5 2012, 11:29 PM BST

Were mere ants before his/her brilliance

:$

Love you.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:41 PM BST

That sounds a little bit tricky!

Go shag a coconut is my new catchphrase. Within a few centuries, all of the kids will be saying it, if they survive the zombie apocalypse that is.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 11:44 PM BST

:$

Love you.

I have a normal boner

I'll bring it on saturday

Quote: sootyj @ July 5 2012, 11:57 PM BST

I have a normal boner

I'll be the judge of that.

Wait, no, wrong come back.

Now its a weird boner

Quote: sootyj @ July 6 2012, 12:11 AM BST

Now its a weird boner

Laughing out loud

Just popping by the status report thread to see if there is anything new... Oh look, rwayne is being unnecessarily unpleasant again... Nope, nothing new here.

Ohhhh great.
I would never say my parents are bastards. They've just never been that bothered about my academic achievements. They are pleased, but rarely show it. I worked very hard to deal with bullies as well as academic expectations to get this far; and so sometimes it's hard for me to feel like the people who should be proudest of me, maybe aren't. (Sorry. Was that last part 'whiny and self-indulgent'?). I've been visiting this place for about 6 years, so if I can't have a bit of a moan then please, rwayne, go about your business and just ignore basically all of my posts. I beg of you, save yourself.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 1:20 AM BST

Just popping by the status report thread to see if there is anything new... Oh look, rwayne is being unnecessarily unpleasant again... Nope, nothing new here.

I'll just pop my wellies on and wade through the irony of this post to ask a question or two:

Do you disagree with what I said? Did you dislike the way I said it? or did you read as far as 'rwayne' and start typing your reaction?

Sometimes, on here, theres so much knee-jerking it's like an Elvis tribute convention.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 6 2012, 7:56 AM BST

Ohhhh great.
I would never say my parents are bastards. They've just never been that bothered about my academic achievements. They are pleased, but rarely show it. I worked very hard to deal with bullies as well as academic expectations to get this far; and so sometimes it's hard for me to feel like the people who should be proudest of me, maybe aren't. (Sorry. Was that last part 'whiny and self-indulgent'?). I've been visiting this place for about 6 years, so if I can't have a bit of a moan then please, rwayne, go about your business and just ignore basically all of my posts. I beg of you, save yourself.

Save myself from what?... people behaving like ungrateful, spoilt brats?

Make your mind up are they 'not bothered' or are they 'pleased'. Presumably, either way, they weren't pleased enough. I'm sure you did work very hard, I'm sure, too, that your parents did to get you this far maybe they are waiting for
their cartwheels from you now!

You'd do well to ditch the 'victim' mentality and if you expect in your working
life to have all your achievements applauded you're in for a whole road of disappointment.

Berk Alert.

That rhymes

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2012, 9:59 AM BST

Berk Alert.

I would have thought maybe you'd be intelligent enough to be able to explain why you don't like what I write...

Quote: sootyj @ July 6 2012, 10:01 AM BST

That rhymes

I've got skillz, bruv.

That pay da billz

ANyway, how's it going for you rwayne. Had any good news lately?

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