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You bastard those were my clean work pants and now I have to go to work smelling of shit

Ill probably get fired

But youre so funny its worth it

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 10:39 PM BST

Perhaps I'm the only one that thought the posts were whiny and self indulgent.

Hey, can we cool it on the personal attacks?

rwayne has said in his most whiny and self indulgent way that he doesn't like whiny and self indulgent posts. That is his opinion and calling him names such as 'berk' is uncalled for.

Thank you.

I suspect rwayne had a 2:2

By which I mean he/she bummed the respect siouth african bishop

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 11:14 PM BST

Hey, can we cool it on the personal attacks?

rwayne has said in his most whiny and self indulgent way that he doesn't like whiny and self indulgent posts. That is his opinion and calling him names such as 'berk' is uncalled for.

Thank you.

Bless you. All this time and that's the best you could come up with!

I was offering a contrary view, perhaps making you think another way... hold on, you like that don't you? isn't that usually your rant on comedy/comedians?

Often just before your Susan Boyle is ugly 'joke'

Quote: sootyj @ July 5 2012, 11:16 PM BST

I suspect rwayne had a 2:2

By which I mean he/she bummed the respect siouth african bishop

Come on now, you're better and funnier than to go along with the he/she nonesense. Leave that to the ones without wit... it's beneath you.

'Bummed' is funny though.

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 11:18 PM BST

Bless you. All this time and that's the best you could come up with!

Yep.

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 11:18 PM BST

I was offering a contrary view, perhaps making you think another way...

You say that sort of thing quite often.
I just don't know where to start, really.
Your attempts to do that manage to be utterly patronising, egotistical and pointless all at the same time.

(If that really is what you were doing, and you weren't just taking the opportunity to be cruel and/or using people - Scats this time - to get in yet another dig at your favourite, Renegade.)

Anyway, I've already spent far too much time on this bollocks.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 11:22 PM BST

Yep.

Rcp you'll never beat the heavy weight master/mistress of nihilistic wit

Were mere ants before his/her brilliance

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:23 PM BST

You say that sort of thing quite often.
I just don't know where to start, really.
Your attempts to do that manage to be utterly patronising, egotistical and pointless all at the same time.

(If that really is what you were doing, and you weren't just taking the opportunity to be cruel and/or using people - Scats this time - to get in yet another dig at your favourite, Renegade.)

You are entitled, of course, to your opion. It's wrong but I'll defend to the death...and so on.

The last bit is curious though... Unless 'Scats' and 'Renegade' are the same person, it makes no sense at all!

The post you replied to was Renegade's.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:30 PM BST

The post you replied to was Renegade's.

You suggested I posted about one poster's comment to have a dig at another poster! with respect, if you think that is true you need to step away from the internet for a while.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:23 PM BST

at your favourite, Renegade.

Am I not everyone's favourite? Lovey

I'm certainly my favourite favourite...at whatever the hell it is that I do.

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 11:34 PM BST

You suggested I posted about one poster's comment to have a dig at another poster! with respect, if you think that is true you need to step away from the internet for a while.

Strikes me as precisely the sort of thing you'd do, to be honest!

Ah well.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 11:35 PM BST

Am I not everyone's favourite? Lovey

I'm certainly my favourite favourite...at whatever the hell it is that I do.

You're my favourite poster with a Daffy Duck avatar...?

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 11:34 PM BST

you need to step away from the internet for a while.

Yes, zooo has no idea how to be cordial, entertaining or inclusive on an Internet forum. Unimpressed

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:35 PM BST

Strikes me as precisely the sort of thing you'd do, to be honest!

Ah well.

Then, as I say, step away from the internet and get some fresh air because that is, frankly, ridiculous.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 11:37 PM BST

You're my favourite poster with a Daffy Duck avatar...?

I take back what I just said. Go shag a coconut zooo.

;) :P

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