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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 5 2012, 8:35 PM BST

Haha! I have done/had NOTHING to celebrate. :(

You're under 30, got your own teeth and would probably fetch a decent price on the white slavery market. There ya go, instant self esteem.

Glad I was able to help. Cool

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 5 2012, 8:34 PM BST

Always! It was like 70.65384 or something.

That's definitely a First, so very well done! :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 8:40 PM BST

You're under 30, got your own teeth and would probably fetch a decent price on the white slavery market. There ya go, instant self esteem.

Glad I was able to help. Cool

One of my front teeth got badly chipped and so is not totally my own. OH NO! What ever will my new career path be? :|

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 5 2012, 8:40 PM BST

That's definitely a First, so very well done! :)

Taaa. :$

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 5 2012, 8:43 PM BST

One of my front teeth got badly chipped and so is not totally my won. OH NO! :|

The Arabs will not be pleased. I'll just explain that you got damaged in transit and they can claim off their insurance.

:P

Oh phew. Would you? :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 5 2012, 8:44 PM BST

Oh phew. Would you? :)

Laughing out loud

Well done again Scats, we are all very proud of you in a weird adopted daughter that we sponsor in Africa type way, in that, you aren't really our kid, but we still feel happy when you do well.

Man, I am just brilliant at rolling out these heartwarming sentiments. <3

Taaaa. :$ Better than my own parents, so! They texted me a well done and that was all! Not that I am in any way bitter... :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 8:46 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Well done again Scats, we are all very proud of you in a weird adopted daughter that we sponsor in Africa type way, in that, you aren't really our kid, but we still feel happy when you do well.

<3

I'm not! You speak for yourself sunshine.

It's all right rwayne, I doubt anyone thought for a second you would be!

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 10:30 PM BST

It's all right rwayne, I doubt anyone thought for a second you would be!

Are you filled with doubt generally?

Perhaps I'm the only one that thought the posts were whiny and self indulgent.

Or maybe I'm the only one wondering why we are expected to go along with the
idea that her parents are bastards... Yeah them parents eh? - it's all very well them making undoubted sacrifices to give their child a good education and raise you interested enough to want to learn but then they don't do cartwheels!!! the bloody nerve of them.

For goodness sake rwayne. What's the point of saying that?
Just unpleasantness for the sake of it.

Well done scats

And don't worry zooo rwayne is a brilliant nihilist comic

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 10:40 PM BST

For goodness sake rwayne. What's the point of saying that?
Just unpleasantness for the sake of it.

Oh do give me a break!

'What's the point of saying that?'... is exactly what I thought when I read the posts. The unpleasantness isn't mine now is it?

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 10:39 PM BST

Perhaps I'm the only one that thought the posts were whiny and self indulgent.

I imagine you very much are, yes.

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 10:44 PM BST

Oh do give me a break!

'What's the point of saying that?'... is exactly what I thought when I read the posts. The unpleasantness isn't mine now is it?

Just behave yourself, and stop picking on people.

Quote: rwayne @ July 5 2012, 10:28 PM BST

I'm not! You speak for yourself sunshine.

Don't bring me into this.

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