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Laughing out loud sometimes you really amuse me renegade!

Quote: dellas @ July 3 2012, 4:07 AM BST

Laughing out loud sometimes you really amuse me renegade!

\0/ Then I am pleased. :)

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . .

. . . walk into a very fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maƮtre d', after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai."

:D OH Dear! (To coin a phrase)

Hilarious.

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Aww, look how smug the other one is :D

It is just awesome.

I'm not going to be able to stop looking at that picture all day.

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:D

Awww. :(

The cat with the collar and note worked: he does have an owner. He said he didn't mind if Jones (yes!) came in to play but asked that I did not feed him, which is only fair.

Bit sad but overall happy that he does have a home.

Quote: Booo @ July 5 2012, 5:22 PM BST

Bit sad but overall happy that he does have a home.

Well good for you. You don't want to be accused of cat-napping. And Jones was the name of the cat in Alien, so the real owners must be cool.

Jones is a very cool name.

You can always adopt a rescue cat!

We had a nice chat about it and he did sound cool, actually.
I didn't know that was its name (in Alien).

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 5:37 PM BST

Jones is a very cool name.

You can always adopt a rescue cat!

I know, it's just it's easier if I don't because of holidays and stuff. I would have done for this one as it was forced on me, so to speak. I'd sooner adopt another dog.

Jeeezz . . .

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