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Did you eat it, or is it still there.

I am normally a "keep-sake" kind of person - but I put it in the bin. No diamond, no win.

Hehe.

Quote: L.E. @ July 5 2012, 2:41 PM BST

I am normally a "keep-sake" kind of person - but I put it in the bin. No diamond, no win.

Was that your statement from Barclays?

There's a thing on Facebook about a 'DNS Virus' check up we should do. Apparently, you'll lose interweb connections on Monday if you're infected :/

I've Googled it and it seems true.

:(

Quote: TopBanana @ July 5 2012, 3:27 PM BST

There's a thing on Facebook about a 'DNS Virus' check up we should do. Apparently, you'll lose interweb connections on Monday if you're infected :/

http://www.cbronline.com/news/fbi-warns-computers-with-dns-virus-will-be-blocked-from-internet-050712

It's only 360,000 computers in a dozen countries, so the chances that your PC is infected is very slim indeed. I assume people on here run virus scans on their computers at least once a week.

Happy still, for a change. Don't know what's wrong with me.

Quote: Booo @ July 5 2012, 5:17 PM BST

Happy still, for a change. Don't know what's wrong with me.

New batch of HRT must have arrived at the Chemists

Don't worry, we'll soon change that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 5:19 PM BST

New batch of HRT must have arrived at the Chemists

Don't worry, we'll soon change that.

It's not funny, I am on HRT.

...

Quote: Booo @ July 5 2012, 5:25 PM BST

It's not funny, I am on HRT.

Then it was funny. Now it's just a bit tragic.

(not that I believe for one second that you are on HRT)

You might want to get a shovel.

I am almost about to buy Christmas fairy lights on eBay.
I should probably be stopped.

Quote: Booo @ July 5 2012, 5:35 PM BST

You might want to get a shovel.

Great, so first I guessed about your tattoos, then I figured out you're on HRT. Either I've seen you naked and stalked your personal medical records or I have psychic warlock powers - either way, it doesn't bode well for you.

Personally, I'd be quite concerned. ;)

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 5:38 PM BST

I am almost about to buy Christmas fairy lights on eBay.
I should probably be stopped.

Jesusoursavioursakes!

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