Would love to piss the 'Wank Banks' off, but so convenient to pay bills, might consider using mattress in the future.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 919
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 10:18 PM BSTYour Mum works at Aldi.
Your mum nicks from Aldi (see below).
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 5 2012, 12:08 AM BSTNothing wrong with Aldi.
You Southerners should try it sometime or are your only options for supermarkets Sainsbury's or Waitrose?.
Not so sure about Lidl.
I shop in ALDI & Lidl (great value for nuts, blue cheese and olive oil), and they're 400 yards from the channel. But they do have a lot of shit in them, and they even have a worse class of shoplifter; yesterday a guy got caught stealing blocks of processed cheddar, presumably for selling on. He could have potentially made about a fiver from masterminding his criminal venture.
Quote: dellas @ July 5 2012, 5:12 AM BST
You leave my wank bank alone Dellas... Or tell me more about the mattress.
Just realised!
Quote: Nogget @ July 5 2012, 6:07 AM BSTYour mum nicks from Aldi (see below).
I shop in ALDI & Lidl (great value for nuts, blue cheese and olive oil), and they're 400 yards from the channel. But they do have a lot of shit in them, and they even have a worse class of shoplifter; yesterday a guy got caught stealing blocks of processed cheddar, presumably for selling on. He could have potentially made about a fiver from masterminding his criminal venture.
Stealing cheese should always be done caerphilly...
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Quote: Nogget @ July 5 2012, 6:07 AM BSTYour mum nicks from Aldi.
Your mum begs for drug money outside Aldi.
Quote: AJGO @ July 5 2012, 11:52 AM BSThttp://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/uefa-under-fire-faking-crying-fan-footage-110329796.html
(any chance they can re-edit the entire tournament so it looks like England won?)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 12:53 PM BSTYour mum begs for drug money outside Aldi.
Your mum is available in Aldi. In their bargain bin.
Quote: Nogget @ July 5 2012, 1:22 PM BSTYour mum is available in Aldi. In their bargain bin.
Your mum comes free with every three litre bottle of Aldi brand cider. Weirdly, it's not an official offer.
The electronic cigarette M6 Bomb Scare has gone global.
And the Shard was opened today -
Personally, I like the Shard, it's one of those landmarks you can see for miles around and when you've left London for any amount of time, you get excited when you can see it from the train, as you know you'll soon be back in civilisation.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 6:32 PM BSThttp://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/electronic-cigarette-incites-terror-frenzy-on-british-highway/2012/07/05/gJQAiDmePW_blog.html
The electronic cigarette M6 Bomb Scare has gone global.
'Sequestered'. What a great word. I just used 'Maelstrom' in a script, but 'Sequestered'. Gonna have to get that in.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 5 2012, 6:32 PM BSTAnd the Shard was opened today -
Personally, I like the Shard, it's one of those landmarks you can see for miles around and when you've left London for any amount of time, you get excited when you can see it from the train, as you know you'll soon be back in civilisation.
>Europe's tallest building has been officially unveiled in central London.
>The 1,016ft (309.6m) skyscraper was ......
Wikipedia says the Eiffel Tower is bigger:
>The tower stands 320 metres (1,050 ft) tall, about the same height as an 81-story building
Maybe they put one of those cheating rods at the top.
Quote: billwill @ July 5 2012, 11:41 PM BST>Europe's tallest building has been officially unveiled in central London.
>The 1,016ft (309.6m) skyscraper was ......Wikipedia says the Eiffel Tower is bigger:
>The tower stands 320 metres (1,050 ft) tall, about the same height as an 81-story building
Is there not a difference between the tallest structure and the tallest building?
Is the Eiffel Tower a building?
Unlike those spoilsports at BT Tower, the Shard will be letting us plebs go up and have a look around from the Observation Area. No doubt, they'll probably charge for it, the bastards, but you can see 40 miles away on a good day.