Things that piss you off Page 1,017

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 3 2012, 7:44 PM BST

Sure, if it is a once in a blue moon one off. Though not if it's a very young kid, I think. You shouldn't be feeding toddlers that shit even if it is a one off. I just think, if you're fool enough to want a kid in the first place, you should hold yourself to very high standards; feed 'em proper, all that shit.

View original

Yeah I agree. My child(ren) will be fed almost exclusively on home cooked meals. That's how I eat now, and I don't plan on changing that. Giving a kid under 7-8 a happy meal is like just shoving a block of lard down it's throat and screaming HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ARTERIES?! Although it helps that they're trying to healthy it up a lilttle, with the introduction of fruit bags and that disgusting new fruity (yet somehow salty??) drink.

He had a german oompah band play proto techno in his mercedes whilst he drove around berlin at 3am

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 3 2012, 7:45 PM BST

And a fabulous dancer.

View original

And he could paint an entire flat in one afternoon

2 coats!

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 7:49 PM BST

He had a german oompah band play proto techno in his mercedes whilst he drove around berlin at 3am

View original

He did wear a lot of Hugo Boss. And you know me, once I see the same three plaid black shirts in a pub, then it's time to go.

Hitler is a RCP repellant?

Perhaps history judged him to harshly

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 7:53 PM BST

Hitler is a RCP repellant?

Perhaps history judged him to harshly

View original

Hitler was a socialist and don't give me that, it's not the same as the socialism I like from The Guardian bullcrap, it's all the bloody same. So, of course I hate Hitler, the liberal bastard.

Hitler was a puff

Quote: lofthouse @ July 3 2012, 11:07 PM BST

I wished Hitler was a puff

View original

Jeez Spring time for Hitler and Lofthouse

Autumn for Poland and France...

When the fire alarm malfunctions at the main switch in early hours of the morning. Then having to stand around outside while the fire brigade come and turn it off. By the time it was sorted wasn't enough time to go back to sleep before having to get up for work.

Now to top it off think I'm getting a cold/flu.

Quote: reds @ July 4 2012, 12:57 PM BST

When the fire alarm malfunctions at the main switch in early hours of the morning. Then having to stand around outside while the fire brigade come and turn it off. By the time it was sorted wasn't enough time to go back to sleep before having to get up for work.

Now to top it off think I'm getting a cold/flu.

View original

Poor reds. That sounds horrendous. You'll be back in bed soonish

Quote: reds @ July 4 2012, 12:57 PM BST

When the fire alarm malfunctions at the main switch in early hours of the morning.

View original

Just be glad it's working, you do live in a country that likes to catch fire quite often.

No bloody chance of that happening in Britain this miserable summer. I'd gladly sacrifice some Cumbrians to wild fires in exchange for a few nice days of sunshine.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 1:05 PM BST

Just be glad it's working, you do live in a country that likes to catch fire quite often.

No bloody chance of that happening in Britain this miserable summer. I'd gladly sacrifice some Cumbrians to wild fires in exchange for a few nice days of sunshine.

View original

Angiebaby decreed that it shall be nice weather on Saturday, and so it shall be

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 1:05 PM BST

I'd gladly sacrifice some Cumbrians

View original

Shut it, f**k-nuts!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 4 2012, 1:13 PM BST

Shut it, f**k-nuts!

View original

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 1:03 PM BST

Poor reds. That sounds horrendous. You'll be back in bed soonish

View original

I am now thanks. Hopefully the only alarm I wake up to tomorrow is the one to get up for work.