Happy new day to everyone. Woke up in a good mood, let's see how long it can last.
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Morning Booo, but feel knackered!
What is the ruddy ' Higgs Bosun' anyroad? and will it help my headache?...
Happy Independence Day! 
The neighborhood will be awash in beer, BBQ and fireworks today.
Quote: dellas @ July 4 2012, 8:20 AM BST
What is the ruddy ' Higgs Bosun' anyroad? and will it help my headache?...
It's a little matter. 
Well it does'nt matter to me.
Quote: dellas @ July 4 2012, 8:20 AM BSTWhat is the ruddy ' Higgs Bosun' anyroad? and will it help my headache?...
It certainly will if you've been working at the LHC
Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2012, 8:49 AM BSTHappy Independence Day!
The neighborhood will be awash in beer, BBQ and fireworks today.
Happy Independence Day American. Ooh, I wonder if my Texan friend will be cooking, will text immediately
Higgs Bosun was involved with the fast show and played Swiss TOny among others, at the moment I believe he writes books about James Bond's schooldays - a kind of cross between Jennings and Jack Reacher.
Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2012, 8:49 AM BSTHappy Independence Day!
That reminds me, you lot owe us some tax.
Quote: Marc P @ July 4 2012, 9:57 AM BSTHiggs Bosun is my man servant. What are you doing creating the blinking universe man? When you should be ironing my Daily Telegraph and fixing my morning gin and tonic! So I gave him a damn good thrashing, during the course of which he most selfishly died. Then I remembered I don't have a man servant and I'd just murdwered the milk man. Had a damn good laugh about it with the magistrate down the local afterwards
And I bet nobody ironed your daily telegraph you poor man.
Quote: sootyj @ July 4 2012, 10:16 AM BSTAnd I bet nobody ironed your daily telegraph you poor man.
I did finish the crossword though Without cheating.
Quote: Marc P @ July 4 2012, 9:57 AM BSTHiggs Bosun was involved with the fast show and played Swiss TOny among others, at the moment I believe he writes books about James Bond's schooldays - a kind of cross between Jennings and Jack Reacher.
Not forgetting his series of zombie books!
I need to buy some new boxers. All of my current ones are inept.
Primark! Get ready!
Here ya go dellas, 'Hugs Bison' is a well known sporting activity amongst lonely cowpokes, when they no longer have cows to poke -
Why they are doing this underground in Switzerland is beyond me.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 1:01 PM BSTWhy they are doing this underground in Switzerland is beyond me.
Because they are "by Cern".
Quote: Nogget @ July 4 2012, 1:31 PM BSTBecause they are "by Cern".
>_< and
In other news, Rob has finally finished his dissertation for his Masters. I'm hoping the remit was to write 15,000 words which said absolutely f**k all, as that's what I did. All done now. (Apart from a 20 minute presentation in October in front of a zillion people but I'm not thinking about that now. October, Shmoctober as I never always say.)
EDIT to say well done Scats. It seems like only yesterday we were congratulating you on your A-levels. I'm getting old 